[FFML] [Filk] The Magic Skirt song

[Henry Cobb]

[Sing it to tune of the Who's Magic Bus.]

Action Girl she wears a skirt (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
Everytime she gets in a fight  (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
I'm so nervous, frame by frame (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
High kicks, her fighting style (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
Curse you artists, for showing nothing (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
The boys on screen they sit and grin (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
But can you drop that Magic Skirt? (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
Nooooooooo!

I don't care what the ratings say (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
I just want a wardrobe malfunction (Too much, the Magic Skirt)
[Magic Skirt, Magic Skirt, Magic Skirt
Magic Skirt, Magic Skirt, Magic Skirt