[FFML] [Crossover] [Drabble] Two Wizards

[Pearson Mui]

At 09:22 AM 7/1/2013, you wrote:
>Note: I've marked this as a Drabble, because while the idea amuses 
>me and I have a few mental notes for future chapters I don't really 
>have a story in mind.
>
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I now have the following, absurdly cool scene in my head.

Voldemort's imminent triumph was spoiled by the heavy clank of 
metal.  Still holding Harry by the throat, he turned to the source.

He pretended not to be impressed by the figure in red and gold.  A 
high-pitched whine filled the air as the figure aimed its palms at 
the Dark Lord.  Tiny apertures opened, revealing glowing circles.

"Okay, Morty," Stark said, his voice cold and brutally flanged from 
the external speakers.  "You get one warning:  Get the hell away from 
my kid, or I drop you."

The Dark Lord chuckled, and it gave everyone the impression of grave 
dirt rattling in his throat.  "What marvelous toys, you Muggles 
make.  Do you really think that you can move quickly in that heavy 
armor?  I could snap the boy's neck before you could take a step."

Stark seemed unfazed.  "Here's a hypothetical question:  Does sound 
travel faster than thought?  Last time I checked, it didn't.  Bet you 
five bucks I can blow your head off before you can open your 
mouth--or, for that matter, twitch."

Voldemort angled his gaze oddly.  "You're bluffing."

The high-pitched whine increased.  "I just upped the power," Stark 
announced.  "Two percent is enough to knock a man out cold.  Ten 
percent is enough to kill him.  I just upped it to thirty.  Let Harry 
go now, and you walk away with your head.  Get cute, and you'll be 
chasing your head.  What'll it be, Morty?"

--Doc