[FFML] [fanfic][MLP:FiM] The Alicorn Foal, Chapter 7

[Mythril Moth]

> Sweeter and juicier than those at Sweet Apple Acres?!
>
> NEVER!
>
> You commit blasphemy!

Nippony historical fact: Fuji Apple Mountain farmers began cross-breeding 
apple species to satisfy the whims of Lord Moosashi, a noble bull who had a 
certain penchant for...well...

If you know anything about cows and their digestion, you know what apples 
are to bovines.

The only reason Fuji Apple Mountain apples are that much sweeter than Sweet 
Apple Acres apples is because they're 180 proof. :P


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