[FFML] [SHnY] The Coin - Chapter Four

[Henry Cobb]

On Sat, Sep 17, 2011 at 11:17 PM, Michael Clark <eta.bootis at gmail.com> wrote:
> "Asakura."  His face scrunched up, like he wanted to spit out the taste
> of her name.  "Something this sadistic could only be her doing.  Am I
> wrong?"
>
> I'm glad you didn't take her love confession seriously, then.

What? This is a big variance from the sources. Was this somehow hinted
at earlier?

> "Because that day she sent me a letter in my shoebox--that was the day
> she tried to kill me."

How would Haruhi know what day that had been?

> Kyon kept me close to him, and it could've have been because the bus
> platform was overcrowded, either.

You are saying "could have have" when I think you mean "could not have".

> I don't know.  You could've told them we had cake.

Thank goddess she didn't say "punch and pie".

> I see.  So she's fully-functional?

Totally Functional Erogenous Interface?

> I bet this alien is enamored
> with Kyon somehow.  It'd figure if all she can talk about is how
> beautiful his eyes are or something.

Haruhi's been using oblivious omniscience again.

> That's how I discovered the Light Music Club was a
> group of five girls who wanted to drink tea and eat cookies all the time
> and thought watching a music anime was enough to learn to be musicians.

Kome-ON, like I'd make a note of every reference you toss out.

> At the time, I think Yuki as big a find as the club room itself.

What is the time tense here?

> Fainted--wait, damn!  Kyon, you're smiling out there, aren't you?

You wascally ordinary high school student!

> a ticket stub from the ball game yesterday and tossed it.  As soon as it
> left my hand, it burst into flame and withered like a dead leaf.

Without oxygen?

-HJC