[FFML] [spamfic][Ranma] The last Ranma fanfic ever.

[David McMillan]

On 7/22/2011 5:21 PM, Krista Fisk wrote:
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> From: "Mythril Moth" <mythrilmoth at sbcglobal.net>
> Sent: Friday, July 22, 2011 11:47 AM
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> Subject: [FFML] [spamfic][Ranma] The last Ranma fanfic ever.
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>> "Oh, customer, you fall in Spring of Drowned Spring! Very tragic 
>> story...five month ago, Jusenkyo spring drown in itself! Now, whoever 
>> fall in spring take on body of...um...spring!"
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>> That was ten months ago.
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>> Ten months ago, the Earth had a robust human population of just over 
>> six billion, with billions of animals running and crawling on the 
>> land, flying in the sky, and swimming in the oceans.
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>> Now, the Earth still has a robust human population of just over six 
>> billion, with billions of animals on the land, in the sea, and in the 
>> air...
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>> ...but you would never know it, because there's nobody left to boil 
>> hot water.
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> Then billions of years passed, the yellow sun grew old, large and red, 
> the earth warmed, and when the seas finally boiled, the robust human 
> population of just over six billion, as well as billions of animals on 
> land, in sea and air, finally regained their true forms, only to die 
> in fiery agony moments later.
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> The end.

     Ack!  I was going to ask when the heck this became a darkfic, but 
then I looked back and realized the answer was pretty much "at the 
beginning."

     Now, there's a question: when all these people became springs, were 
they still self-aware?  When they comingled, what happened to their 
consciences?  And why am I suddenly having End Of Evangelion flashbacks?