[FFML] [spamfic][Ranma] The last Ranma fanfic ever.

[Krista Fisk]

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From: "Mythril Moth" <mythrilmoth at sbcglobal.net>
Sent: Friday, July 22, 2011 11:47 AM
To: "FFML" <ffml at chez-vrolet.net>
Subject: [FFML] [spamfic][Ranma] The last Ranma fanfic ever.

>
> "Oh, customer, you fall in Spring of Drowned Spring! Very tragic 
> story...five month ago, Jusenkyo spring drown in itself! Now, whoever fall 
> in spring take on body of...um...spring!"
>
> That was ten months ago.
>
> Ten months ago, the Earth had a robust human population of just over six 
> billion, with billions of animals running and crawling on the land, flying 
> in the sky, and swimming in the oceans.
>
> Now, the Earth still has a robust human population of just over six 
> billion, with billions of animals on the land, in the sea, and in the 
> air...
>
> ...but you would never know it, because there's nobody left to boil hot 
> water.
>

Then billions of years passed, the yellow sun grew old, large and red, the 
earth warmed, and when the seas finally boiled, the robust human population 
of just over six billion, as well as billions of animals on land, in sea and 
air, finally regained their true forms, only to die in fiery agony moments 
later.

The end.

:)

-Krista