[FFML] The Shadow over Nishinomiya

[Henry Cobb]

And slipping this in to avoid hogging thread subject space...

The collection of Haruhi Suzumiya
By Henry J. Cobb

[The Haruhi Suzumiya characters are the creation of Nagaru Tanigawa,
etc. Other authors created the other characters. No infringement of their
rights is intended.]

"Look Kyon!" Haruhi dragged me into our clubroom by my necktie, "A complete
collection of character tropes!"

"What completion?" I stood and straightened out my clothing, "It's a bunch
of girls with short blue hair. It's like they're all clones."

"Only Miss Ayanami is a clone. They accidentally made more pilots than giant
robots, so they were dumping them in a landfill when I saved this one. You
know how the military is. Miss Mizuno is a magical girl and Miss Nagato is
an android controlled by aliens."

"Well, what about that girl passed out drooling on the table?"

"The drool is one of Miss Urabe's superpowers. Taste it, it's sweet."

"So she has juvenile diabetes. That just adds to her maintenance cost."

"And finally Miss Hyūga here is a martial artist with an esper like ability
of clairvoyance."

"Okay," I turned back to Haruhi, so you've found everything you wanted your
SOS Brigade for, so may I be excused now? Unless you're still looking for
that time traveler."

"Oh Rats! Forget I said all that," Haruhi snapped her fingers.

"Look Kyon!" Haruhi dragged me into our clubroom by my necktie, "A complete
collection of character tropes!"

"What completion?" I stood and straightened out my clothing, "It's a bunch
of girls with short blue hair. It's like they're all clones."

"Only --" Haruhi stopped suddenly then continued, "Only give them a
chance. I'm sure you'll find that they're all different."

-HJC