[FFML] [One-Shot][Sailor Moon Fusion] MMSS: The Beginning

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On May 18, 2009, at 1:40 PM, David McMillan wrote:

>> Serenity's eyes hardened. "So be it. Artemis, find and recruit the
>> appropriate souls."
>>
>> "Teenagers with attitudes, perhaps?" Artemis suggested. Serenity
>> glared at him, but her lips twitched.
>>
>> "Tempting," she replied after a moment, "but no. You know what we  
>> need."
>
> 	Oh.  You did NOT!
> 	You sick, twisted so-and-so... you DID.

Yes, yes I did.

>> On the surface, at the Osaka-P juice bar, Usagi Tsukino was thinking
>> about punching Rei Hino in her pretty mouth. This was surprising to  
>> no
>> one since  Rei and Usagi had hated each other on sight as children  
>> and
>> it had just gotten worse as they got older. They lived next door to
>> each other, went to the same schools, and saw each other constantly.
>> Worse still, they were cousins and their parents didn't seem to
>> understand just how much the girls hated each other.
>
> 	Cousins?  Okay, this isn't going the direction the NA dub of SuperS
> did, is it?  Even if it *is* fanonical....

Nah. It was just kind of funny.

>> "Naw, there's five," Makoto drawled and pointed with her thumb.
>
> 	Having not seen the Xover canon material (or did I just excise those
> memories via self-trepanation?), I'm not sure where this laid-back- 
> ness
> is coming from.  But *boy,* is it funny.

Mostly, its funny. Makoto has always been portrayed as the warrior,  
the fighter. Making her so laid back she's Kasumi Tendo without the  
obliviousness is a recipie for hilarity.

>> "Whatever," Rei said dismissively and looked at Artemis. "Send me  
>> back
>> right now!"
>>
>> "You mean, us," Usagi interrupted.
>>
>> "No, I mean me."
>
> 	Ohhhh, boy.

Oh?

>> "End of the world?"
>>
>> "Everything ends, man."
>
> 	....oooookay, *who* gave Makoto the marijuana brownies recipe?

I don't know, but its pretty potent stuff, aint it?

>> Surprisingly, it was Ami who finally lost it, chucking a textbook at
>> the trio and screaming at them until she realized what she was doing,
>> had a panic attack, and had to hyperventilate into a paper bag.
>
> 	Don't'cha just love how CUTE she is at times like this?


Yup.

>> "Excellent!" Serenity approved. "Artemis, fetch the morphing wands."
>
> 	<choking noises>  Oh, this is so NOT the kind of thing to do to your
> loyal readers, man....

I think it's breaking some kind of fanfic authorial code if I DON'T do  
it once in a while . . .

>> "My Queen, I . . ." he said when the girls were gone.
>>
>> "I know, Artemis. But had I told them that the White Senshi was the
>> leader, their reaction would have been . . . counterproductive."
>
> 	For definitions of "counterproductive" that include "utter  
> destruction
> of the entire facility, the city of Tokyo, and most of the greater  
> Kanto
> region," that is.

That only covers Rei's reaction. Ami's reaction to Usagi's reaction to  
Rei's reaction will be much more widespread.

I now have this mental image of a great smoking crater where Tokyo  
used to be. In the middle is Makoto. One eyebrow twitches. Just once.

>> "As always, my queen, I am awed by your wisdom." Artemis bowed.
>>
>> "Just so," she agreed.
>
> 	Well, she's smart enough not to light a match in a room full of
> gunpowder, at least.

Usagi and Rei are more like . . . matter/antimatter.

>> --------------------------------
>>
>> Author's Note:
>>
>> 1) I woke up with this in my head.
>
> 	Dude, what did you *EAT* before bedtime?  And how can I make sure I
> never run into it?

For starters, never come to dinner at my place.