[FFML] [Fanfic] [Worm] [CYOA] A Ninja Ending (Please C&C This)
Cute Nightgazer Starlight
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Thu Feb 25 07:23:03 PST 2016
Disclaimer : I own nothing, do not sue me.
A Ninja Ending
by
Nightgazer Starlight
Prologue
It was just an ordinary night in the house as I went about doing... whatever
I usually do. Just an ordinary boring night. But that was soon to change
now.
As I sat in front of my comp playing a very heavily modded Skyrim, there was
a poof of smoke. Then I heard the voice of John DeLancie "Where in the
multiverse am I at now?" I looked over to where the voice was coming from
but I did not see Mr DeLancie, instead I saw... "Discord?!"
Discord looked at me when I shouted his name and said "That's my name. Don't
wear it out." Then he looked closer at me and said "I haven't seen one of
your kind in a while. No humans on Equis. Sunbutt seems to have a 'no human'
policy for my dear homeworld. Can't really understand why. Humans are such
fun!"
"Ugh..." I said while just blankly staring.
He looked at me some more and reached into his pocket, which wasn't actually
there before, and pulled out some papers he handed to me. "Here." he said.
"Fill those out and we'll cure that bad case of dullness you have."
"Ehhh..." I said.
"This doesn't make any sense." I said.
"Make sense?" he questioned. "Make sense? Where's the fun in anything making
sense?"
I just numbly took the papers and then randomly filled them out without
really looking at them. This seemed to please him. "Well, let's see what
you've got here." he said taking the papers back.
"Difficulty : Standard." he said. "You get six points. Method of arrival :
Endbringer. Oooh. That's going to be interesting. Powers : Inspired Inventor
and Shaper. You could do a lot with those. Friends : ?. Hmmm... You seemed
to have skipped those. Trust me, and I speak from experience here now,
you'll need to make some of those as soon as you can. Perks : Additional
Core, Alien Nature, Unbound Form. Interesting... Complications : Sibling
Rivalry. Looks like your 'siblings' will be trying to kill you. And... you
have points left over. Where would you like them?"
I was very confused by all this, I really should stop staying up for 13
hours playing video games, and just latched onto something he said. What was
it? "Core." I said.
"Right." he said. "So that's eight additional cores, which brings your core
count up to nine. Congrats on that, you just vastly increased your chances
of living. So... By bye now, have fun!"
There is a sudden disorientation and I am gone.
Unknown to me Discord sits down at my comp and has fun with my heavily
modded Skyrim now.
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I splash down into what appears to be an ocean. This wakes me up in a hurry.
"Not a dream?" I asked myself now. "I really did meet Discord! He really did
send me to some other world!" I tread water and finally noticed a small bit
of land nearby. Looked like a small island to me. "I'll go there. Maybe I
can find someone to help me."
I swim towards the island and then emerge from the water. I walk up onto the
beach. Hmmm... this is a really small beach. I look around and notice what
appears to be a town. Well, it would be if you made a town sized for dolls.
'Why is the town so small?' I thought to myself then. 'Come to think of it,
why are the trees and everything so small?'
Then I noticed the people. The little, tiny, small people. I just started at
them blankly now.
'Why are the people so small?' I wondered. 'It's like they all shrunk or
something. Or... am I bigger than I should be?'
I quickly looked at myself, and found some problems. Two very noticeable
scary problems. 'Why the hell do I have breasts?' I thought. I got a really
scary thought and quickly checked. I gasped and paled. 'Where the fuck is
Mr. Happy?!' I thought in sheer hurried panic.
I quickly went back to the ocean and looked in it. The clarity wasn't great,
but my reflection clearly showed I was now a girl. And not just any girl,
but one I recognized.
I just blinked at it.
'Why am I Ino Yamanaka?'
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Please C&C my fic now.
If you are wondering what the giant Ino Yamanaka looks like...
http://lems.deviantart.com/art/Yamanaka-INO-Jounin-196221332
Bit unhappy looking isn't she.
You would be too if you were a guy sitting in front of your computer and
then were suddenly turned into her and realized you are now missing your
precious..... equipment.
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