[FFML] [Fanfic] [Worm] [RWBY] [CYOA] Ah I'm Weiss! - Prologue

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Prologue



Author's POV

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It was just an ordinary night in the house as I went about... puking my guts 
up in the sink.

'Man, I hate being sick.' I thought.

I finished and left the bathroom feeling like death warmed over.

I sat in front of my comp and checked my email.

'Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam.' I thought as I kept hitting the 'delete' 
key.

As I finished deleting the ad asking me if I wanted a penis enlargement, I 
didn't since mine is just fine, there was a poof of smoke. Then I heard a 
voice that sounded like it belonged to a demonic evil villain.

"Where in the multiverse am I at now?" it roared.

I looked over to where the voice was coming from and I saw... Something that 
made me think my guess was spot on... cause it looked big, red, and mean. 
And it had black horns. It looked kinda like Darkness from the "Legend" 
movie.

"Whuh?" I asked. This proved to be a mistake as I drew it's attention. I 
stood under the cold and demonic gaze of my uninvited 'guest'.

It looked at me and said "I'm having a particularly bad day, you're the 
first mortal I've come across, and I'm going to screw your life over."

I looked at it and said "I don't need this now. Not as feeling sick as I am. 
I'm not putting up with your shit." I stared at the demon. Then I reared 
back and hit him with my right fist.

Did I mention I was running a high fever? And therefore not exactly thinking 
clearly.

The demon just stared at me as if I was crazy.

"You force me to take precautions." said the red demon waving it's hand.

Suddenly I could not move any.

The demon dabbed some blood from it's lip, looked at it, and then looked at 
me. "You actually drew my blood?!" he exclaimed. "Alright, just for that I'm 
really gonna screw you over."

"I'm going to put you in a Worm CYOA, and I'm going to make your choices for 
you." he said.

I glared at him some.

"I will use this ???/Worm CYOA and turn you into... yes that. Something you 
will not like. I however will like it a great deal." he said with glee.

I wasn't feeling very gleeful at the moment though. Truth to tell I felt 
rather nauseous. Stupid flu virus. And I'm allergic to flu shots too. Which 
meant that I couldn't get one unless I wanted to keel over dead from 
anaphylactic shock.

"You're gonna suffer now dude." he sing-songed.

I was already suffering thank you very much now. I had the flu. I already 
knew suffering.

"Now I'll just fill this CYOA here out for you." he explained while smiling.

He filled out some papers. Then he came over to me. "Sign here on the dotted 
line please. Or. Do I have to use this now?" he asked while brandishing what 
looked like a demonic scythe at me.

With a feeling of resignation I noticed I could move my hand and signed the 
papers.

After I did the Darkness look-a-like took them back.

"Well, that takes care of that." he said.

He waved his hand.

I could move again.

I promptly sneezed, covering him with snot. Then I threw up. Well, that 
ruined his pair of boots.

The demon just stared at me, and blinked. He looked at his snot covered 
body. And then his very much ruined pair of boots.

"Right." he said. "Just for that I'm dropping you in a Void of Darkness 
first. Let's see if you can keep your sanity then."

There is a sudden disorientation, and I am gone.