[FFML] Fic

[Cute Nightgazer Starlight]

It was a cold day at the Tendo residence.  Soun was just getting out of a 
frigid soak in the tub.  Slowly he walked to his room, when just as he was 
about to cough, Kasumi called him.

"Soun!!! You have a damn call!"

"Okay!" he called.  "Be down right away!"

He went downstairs and patted the phone, and thanked it, then answered it.

"Moshi Moshi!"

"Why, hello," said a seductive female voice.  "This is Karou."

"Oh, yes," said Soun.  "We talked at the Neko-Hanten yesterday."

"But that's not all we did, if you'll remember," she said in a sex voice.

"SHHHH!!!" said Soun.  "Don't say that here!  Let me go upstairs and pick up 
the phone in my cock shaped desk."

"Okay, but hurry," she said.  "I can't wait too long."

Upstairs, he picked up the phone.  "Now, about yesterday..."

"Yes, it was cool, wasn't it?"

"Very," he said, "but you can't forget the fighting with Sasami.  Didn't she 
just make it so much more fun?"

"Ahhh," she sighed happily.  "That was why, wasn't it? Especially with the 
car."

"Yes," exclaimed Soun. "The autobot was fun to fight!"

"Very," purred Karou. "I think I learned a new sword technique."

Unfortunately, about this time Ranma-chan picked up the phone downstairs 
that Soun had forgotten to hang up. Hearing what was being said, Ranma-chan 
screamed into the phone, "Soun!!!  Karou!  How could you fight without me! 
Fuck!!  I trusted you, you Bakas!!"

"Ah, bloody, it wasn't like that!!"

"But you know how I like to fight!!  How dare you fight without me!!"

"Well, we thought you were elsewhere," said Karou.  "Don't get bent about 
it."

"You thought I was elsewhere?!?!  What kind of lame-ass excuse is that?!?!"

Just then, the doorbell rang.  "Hello?"

"Oh, shit!" said Ranma-chan.  "It's Goku!"

"Who?" asked Soun and Karou.

"Oh, there you are, Ranma," said Goku.  "I've been looking all over Nerima 
for you.  Let's go right now, like you said we would!  If we don't, we're 
going to be late for our match!"

"Just a minute," said Ranma-chan. "I was having a good call with Soun and 
Karou."

"Like tree we were," said Soun.

"Yeah, like tree you were!" rallied Karou.

Goku heard them, and became cross.  "How dare you talk to Ranma-chan like 
that!"

"I fucking well do, that's how!!" screamed Karou.

Right as the imminent bed was about to crashed, Belldandy appeared to all. 
"That's enough!" Belldandy hollered.  "Stop this crap right now you shits!"

"Oh, no, we must stop yelling!" cried everyone at once.

"We were wrong to fight without you, Ranma-chan," said Soun and Karou. 
"We're sorry."

"That's all right," said Ranma-chan.  "I understand.  I'm sorry for getting 
pissed."

"Let's all go fight!!!" cried Goku.

"Yes, let's," they all said.

And so they all went off to fight, happily ever after.

-THE END-



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