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[Cute Nightgazer Starlight]

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Jack's Bad Dream

by

Cute Nightgazer Starlight



Jack O'Neill had finally done it. He was out on a date with Samantha Carter. 
He had asked her out, he had free tickets for a restaurant, the night was 
perfect.

"What could go wrong tonight?" he asked himself.

***

After the dinner at the free restaurant Jack and Sam were walking in the 
park.

Just as Jack was about to tell Sam how cute she looked, someone jumped out 
and attacked him.

"JACK O'NEILL, PREPARE TO DIE!" shouted a figure who charged at him.

Jack backed up and moved Sam behind him. He looked at the attacker and 
stared. Sam watched as Jack just stared more.

"What's wrong Jack?" she asked.

Jack pointed at the figure and said "It's Ryoga Hibiki!"

Sam looked at him and asked "So? What's weird about that Jack? You get 
attacked by Ryoga all the time."

Jack just stared at her and went "Huh...?"

Just then more figures appeared.

"FOUL SORCERER O'NEILL! RELEASE MY TWO LOVES, THE BLONDE BEAUTY SAMANTHA 
CARTER AND THE RED-HAIRED GIRL! OR TASTE MY JUSTICE!"

"Kuno!?" said Jack.

"O'Neill! You will pay for stealing my Shampoo away from me! Now you die!"

"Mousse!?" said Jack.

"AIYAH! Husband go on date with Geek Girl!? Shampoo not forgive man who play 
with wife's heart!"

Jack gave up talking, he just stared.

"Jack-chan! You're my fiancé! Stop dating these other girls!"

Jack twitched some.

"HOHOHOHOHO! My darling Jack! I shall take you away from these harridans 
now! Oh, my love! HOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Jack twitched more violently, and shuddered, and paled some.

Jack felt some heat nearby, looked over some, and grew surprised.

There, glowing blue some, was an angry Samantha Carter, wielding a big... 
mallet like thing!

"JACK NO BAKA!" she exclaimed, and hit him with the mallet.

***

Jack woke up in bed with a scream.

He looked around, at the dvds and English graphic novels of Ranma, at the 
leftover pizza, the stale beer in cans, his bed, and the strangely glowing 
Ancient Artifact he took home from the SGC that Daniel said was safe and 
General Hammond ok'ed.

He got his breathing, heart-rate, and expression under control, and then 
said "I am never watching Ranma, reading about Ranma, and eating any pizza 
before going to bed again."

He then looked at the Ancient Artifact.

He scowled at it and said "This is your fault isn't it now."

He got a tired expression on his face, went to the bathroom to wash up, and 
splashed cold water on his face.

Jack looked in the mirror, and then Jack noticed something wrong, oh so very 
wrong.

A scream echoed out the apartment as Jack-chan beheld... herself... in the 
mirror now...



The End