[FFML] [MST] [Ranma] [Alt Universe] [Multi Croosover] Death And RebirthAlternate Version2

[Mythril Moth]

> Subject: [FFML] [Ranma] [Alt Universe] [Multi Croosover] Death And 
> RebirthAlternate Version2

I don't know what a "croosover" is, but if CKK wrote it, this bodes poorly 
indeed.

> Disclaimer : "Here Disclaimer!" *Whistles* "C'mon boy!" *Claps hands now* 
> "Come here Disclaimer!"

"Disclaimer, KILL!"

> Disclaimer : I don't own any of the series appearing in here, and if you 
> think I do then you have obviously been drinking too much tequila and 
> sniffing too much whatever substances.

You'd know from experience...

> As I stare on the final night I think back at how it all started.

It was at a Star Trek convention in Milwaukee, and I was chatting up a girl 
who glued a turtle to her forehead to cosplay a Klingon.

> It started when we discovered the Temple Of Immortality.

Just east of the Temple of Insanity, left of the Temple of Obesity, and 
fifty knots south of the Temple of Huatchadoon.

> We all went looking for a cure to the Jusenkyo curses, but we accidentally 
> summoned a demon instead.

A giant penis demon named Mara.

> The demon almost destroyed us but we defeated it.

With naked pictures of Happosai.

> Ranma was incredible in that battle.

Bom-chika-BOW-WOW

> When I thought the demon had killed him, that was when I realized that I 
> truly loved him. I attacked the demon by focusing all my negative emotions 
> and letting go a super charged Ki blast. The demon never stood a chance.

"Oh noes I'm being emoed to death nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~"

> When it was destroyed the true Power of Temple awakened and gave just Me 
> the gift of Immortality.

And a football scholarship.

> The Temple was a construct that operated on pure Order. It made Me 
> Immortal by cleansing the Chaos from My body.

Fluttershy needs one of those. Pretty much every night, actually.

> I would never grow any older and I would never die. I was so glad that 
> Ranma had been healed. I finally told him how I felt. He was very 
> surprised and didn't know what to say. I knew that he loved Akane, but I 
> also knew that Akane didn't love him. I also thought that he didn't love 
> Me.

Of course he loves Me! And pretty much every other kind of pasta in Asia!

> Imagine how surprised I was when he kissed Me. He then told Me that he 
> loved Me too.

Me so happy, Me so horny, Me so tired of You capitalizing Me...

> It took some doing, but eventually we wound up married.

I really hope there was only one bride and one groom...

> Akane finally admitted the truth that she was a lesbian. She and Ukyo 
> decided to live together.

George Takei gave away the bride. But which bride? Oooooh myyyyyyyyyy.

> Ryoga and Akari were soon married.

And Akari became a widow the first time she made a BLT.

> Father and Miss Hinako also got married.

Father is now serving 20 years for statutory rape.

> Shampoo said to hell with the damn Amazon Laws, and went back to China 
> with her husband Mousse to live. Cologne said that she disowned them from 
> the Amazon Tribe, and they were free to do what they wanted now.

Is Shampoo turning Japanese? I really think so.

> Mr. Saotome and Mrs. Saotome got back together. As for my sister, she 
> married Dr. Tofu.

But what about Betty? Will nobody think of Betty?

> I lived my life with Ranma. But the Chaos in his body, the same that is in 
> every man woman and child on this planet, caused him to age and die. And 
> thus he left me all alone.

So I changed my name, developed a distinct Scottish accent, and went around 
telling everyone I was Egyptian.

> I cursed Chaos. It was all it's fault. Everything, everyplace, everyone I 
> loved was taken from me by it.

Discord: "Don't look at me! It was my second cousin Q, honest!"

> I made a vow then. I would destroy Chaos, and erase Chaos from the 
> universe forever. I would do it by becoming the Goddess of Order.

Good. I'll have the cheese omelette and a ham steak.

> And now all this time later I watch as the last light fades from the 
> universe. It is gone now and there is nothing left but a void. Using the 
> powers I have gained over the eons I concentrate My energies and will the 
> Light to explode, to create a new universe.

Oh! I feel it! I feel the Cosmos!

...oh wait, that's just gas.

> Suddenly I hear a noise. I blink. There should be no noise. What is going 
> on?
>
> The noise sounds like *VRORP VRORP VRORP*.

At last, the Doctor has come to save us all from this horrible piece of shit 
story!

> A blue box with a flashing white light on top suddenly appears spinning 
> and flying through the darkness.
>
> It stops spinning but continues moving. A door opens on the front of it. A 
> man sticks his head out, sees Me now, and grins.
>
> "Oh don't mind me." he says. "Just thought I'd stop by and make this place 
> a little more amazing. You're gonna love it too! Hahaha! Yeah!"

"I'm going to go back in time and prevent the author from having ever been 
born!"

> Suddenly music started up out of 
> nowhere(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUMEzUMcu64).

That isn't nowhere. That's Youtube. Youtube is somewhere. Somewhere is by 
definition not nowhere.

> Light exploded out of the blue box adding to My own Light.
>
> I stared as I felt My design of the perfect Order universe change to... 
> something else.

Something green and smelling of old cheese.

> This was not what was meant to be. He had altered it into different 
> things.
>
> I hear him yell "Bowties are cool!"
>
> There is a change in the continuum.
>
> I hear him yell "Oh, and, PONIES ARE COOL!"

But ponies with bowties are just silly. Especially that one who plays the 
cello.

> There is a massive change in the universe continuum.
>
> There is a blinding flash of brightness and the new universe is born. I 
> look at the new universe I have created.

"My God...it's full of suck!"

> I just stare. This is not what it was supposed to be. This... mess, for 
> that was the only word that could describe it now, was even more chaotic 
> than my husband's life.

"I have created...a Cute Kitsune Kaydee fanfic!"

> "But... my perfect, Orderly universe!" I cried out in dismay.
>
> "There is no such a thing." the man said. "You would have gotten bored 
> with it within a few days. In order for life to flourish there must be 
> both Order and Chaos."
>
> I just stared at him. He was wrong. Chaos was nothing but trouble. Look at 
> how it had ruined my husband's life. I had planned to be rid of it 
> forever. He had just ruined all my plans. This man was now my Forever 
> Enemy.

BEFs, Best Enemies Forever? Awww.

> He then looked Me in the eyes and I saw his grin fade. And his face take 
> on an expression of sadness.
>
> "Oh, I see." he said. "You're one of those who refuse to see the truth no 
> matter what. I've just made an enemy of you haven't I? That wasn't my 
> intention. I wanted to help open your eyes and to help you realize the 
> truth."

"Now I'll have to find a disproportionately ironic way of messily killing 
you."

> I just glared at him. My anger and hatred radiating from Me should be 
> answer enough.

Or it could just be gas.

> Suddenly he glowed and turned into a... pony?!

But you cannot ride the Doctor-Pony.

> "I vow I will hunt you down through space and time and go to wherever and 
> whenever you went. And I will find all you care about. And I will warp, 
> twist, and desecrate it until it is the opposite of what you cared for. 
> And only when all that you love... everyplace, everything, everyone is 
> gone. When you are kneeling on the Infinite Floor of the cosmos. When you 
> are a broken wreck. Only then will I grant you the mercy, and kill you 
> dead to the all."

"And I'll shoot out your porchlight, piss on your lawn, and throw rocks at 
your dog!"

> "I swear this in Order's name now."
>
> "And Kasumi Tendo-Saotome always keeps her vows."

Oh my.

I really hope you posted this over at FiMF.net. I really really do. Please 
tell me you did.

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