[FFML] [SHnY][lime][yaoi] Trust and the Esper

[Henry Cobb]

Trust and the Esper
By Henry J. Cobb

[The Haruhi Suzumiya characters and situations are the creation of Nagaru
Tanigawa. Other than that, he's blameless for the following, and would no
doubt be horrified by it.]

"Why don't you trust me, Kyon?"

"Because you've given me no damn good reason to."

"You trust the girls and even that thing that wears the face of a girl."

"The three girls have given me the keys to their souls. Haruhi and Mikuru
may not know this, but they sense it. Yuki's gone the furthest. She trusts
me more that she does herself, and has placed her full powers at my call
alone. All you've ever given me is an endlessly shifting set of lies about
your 'Organization' and your place in it. I don't think that this is even
your real home."

"So why are you here? What am I to you, just a cheap date?"

"That's about the nicest way of putting it. Pass me the lube. You're real
tight tonight."

"You know this about me. Isn't this secret worth something?"

"No, it's a useless secret. If Haruhi finds out the way I go, then it's the
end of the world. Neither one of us is suicidal enough to risk that."

"At least you won't get overexcited with her. With the right drugs you can
give her a ride far better than most teenage boys could."

"Look, I ain't buying that cow. Unlike you, I'm no actor. I can't possibly
make that last, so no need to risk it."

Ring!

"Hi Haruhi. Oh, I'm stuck with Koizumi right now, but we'll get over there
as soon as we get free. See you then."

-HJC
I'm going to be so flamed for this. So you might as well MST it.