[FFML] [teaser][multicrossover] r.s.t. ULTIMA

[Mythril Moth]

Hey kids!

Is something missing from your life?

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"Are we gonna talk, or are we gonna--"

Huey pulled a set of nunchaku out of the back of his pants. "Whenever you're 
ready, Freddy."

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Are you getting enough gratuitous violence in your diet?

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"KP! LOOK OUT!"

Only Kim's reflexes saved her from the hail of shuriken that rained down 
from the rafters. "Gah! HEY! You could hurt someone with--oooooh!"

Naruto fell in behind his weapons, and Kim met him with a handspring chained 
into a somersault and a rising uppercut. However, once again, when her 
attack connected, Naruto disappeared in a puff of smoke.

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Do you yearn for the days when your favorite characters from a broad 
spectrum of fiction gathered together to BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EACH 
OTHER?

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The rigid metal staff extended like a whip, crossing the distance between 
the Rider and Zedd and snapping around the warlord's arm, yanking him 
off-balance. Snapping the staff around again, W snared Zedd around the neck 
and dragged him partway towards him; he charged toward the downed foe, 
leaping into the air and landing a diving side kick with his left leg. 
Sparks exploded from Zedd's visor as the kick connected with his face. 
Finally, W snapped the whip-staff around and threw Zedd several meters away.

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Well, have we got news for you!

Structured multicrossover no-holds-barred ass-kicking entertainment is 
coming back, and it's bringing a stick the size of Asia!

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"HYAAAAA!" Kooh howled as she swung her massive mace straight at Luffy's 
face. He didn't even dodge; the spiked iron ball smashed into his cheek and 
took his head clean off his shoulders.

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