[FFML] [SHnY] [Lemon] Nighttime Neurosis of the Knife Nut

[Henry Cobb]

On Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 10:41 PM, Michael Clark <eta.bootis at gmail.com> wrote:
> From one of Zeno's paradoxes to an intercourse on human-alien relations?
> I think this is hilariously clever on Kyon's part.  That said, Asakura
> should really be more familiar with this paradox and ought to be able to
> shoot it down.  Is it strange that I have less of a problem with Kyon
> using this as a lead-in to seduction and more that Asakura is puzzled by
> the paradox?

It's a dump-fic that makes fun of:

Ryoko's inability to hit a moving target, ever.

And her comments about not understanding death, etc.

Hence Zeno's paradox and reflexive action. (Lampshaded directly here
by first she knows everything and then suddenly she has no
understanding of one of the oldest stories in the world, calculus,
etc.)

Canonically Kyon is way too much of a nerd to ever take advantage of a
girl, even after she tosses him onto her bed. So that part is also
wildly out of character.

-HJC
"Oh, it's Kyon who's landed on my bed? Well, no worries then."