[FFML] [SHnY] [Lemon] Nighttime Neurosis of the Knife Nut

[Henry Cobb]

[SHnY] [Lemon] Nighttime Neurosis of the Knife Nut
By Henry J. Cobb

A sudden chill settled on my soul. Death was literally breathing down my
neck.

So I sighed, opened my eyes, and looked at the so-called girl, who sat at
the desk in my bedroom. "What's the emergency this time?"

"Impossible! I appeared here without creating any light or sound. I didn't
even emit a neutrino. How did you sense me?" Ryoko Asakura spun her combat
knife on the tip of her finger.

"Even if the bull in the china shop doesn't knock anything over, it's still
painfully obviously out of place. I thought you were only allowed out of
"Canada" in emergency situations?"

"On a as needed basis. And I need to know. How did you manage to evade my
first two warp speed strikes? All I did was cut your tie and hair."

"It's because you are not native to this world of motion. You're too easy
to distract, and you don't understand how things really work here."

"Liar!" Ryoko's hand twitched faster than the eye could see and her knife
speed towards my face at impossible speed.

I knew that the safest place to be was wherever she was tossing that
knife.  So I didn't move a muscle until it was safely embedded in the wall
behind me. I didn't hear any noise at all from outside my room, so I
assumed that we were in another of her closed spaces.

"What?" Ryoko raised her hand and the knife flew back to it.

"Are you going to fix that hole in my wall?"

"What is the meaning of this human?"

"Ryoko, you had good grades in math, right?"

"Of course. I have have studied all forms of human knowledge."

"So let's try this math problem. Suppose you have a foot race between say
Achilles who runs at ten meters per second and a tortoise who crawls along
at one meter per second. The race starts with the tortoise ten meters
ahead. When does Achilles catch up to the tortoise?"

"In one second Achilles will have caught up to the starting point."

"But in that time the tortoise will have moved one meter ahead."

"And Achilles will have covered that distance in a further tenth of a
second."

"While the tortoise will have moved ten centimeters further ahead."

"It's an infinite series! How is any motion even possible?"

"That's the point. We natives do not calculate every move. We have an
instinctive feel for the field of motion, and that is what you lack."

"You must teach me this trick."

"Very well, I suppose that sometimes you will be the only guardian at
hand. First let's remove the extraneous factors. Take off your clothes."

"Shall I make them disappear?"

"No, just take them off one piece at a time and put them on my desk with
your knife."

"Do I have to put down the knife?"

"Of course. The first step is to understand how your own body moves and
then you can master the use of other tools."

Ryoko hurriedly undressed and I joined her in getting naked. Despite the
immense ignorance of the data interface controllers, they did know how to
model a fine girl. It was time to find out how close their designs were to
the reality.

"Now what?" Ryoko stood next to my bed, in all her glory.

"Okay, move over here." I grabbed her elbows and turned her around to sit
on my bed. "Lie down and close your eyes. Focus on how I touch you and how
that you makes you feel."

"Okay."

I used my hands and lips in the ways of the porn videos I had seen and she
was soon responding in a most satisfactory way.

"Kyon." She panted. "I can feel your motions, but when will I learn to move
properly?"

"Here." I entered her. "Don't move at first. Just feel my rhythm." She was
soaking so I slipped right in.

After a few minutes she had started to reflexively follow my
strokes. "Sorry Kyon, but my body started moving on its own."

"Yes, you are doing it right. Let your reflexes guide you along."

Thirty minutes later, after I had brought her to screaming release three
times, I collapsed next to her, satisfied that no sounds had escaped my
room, and satisfied in other ways also.

"Kyon." She snuggled up next to me. "That-- That felt so good, so
right. What do you call that and can we do it some more please?"

"It's called intercourse and I'm a little worn out at the moment. You can
come back here tomorrow night for more training or you can try
Mr. Koizumi."

"He's busy fighting in one of Miss Suzumiya's closed spaces. She seems
especially frustrated these days."

"Once your training is more advanced we can help her with that."

-HJC
SHnY as in "shiny", of course.