[FFML] [Macross Frontier][Filk] Banned From Eden

[Nicholas Leifker]

This is just a heaping bowl of awesome.

Here's my pathetic attempt for Sheryl.

The Galactic Fairy wanted to fly her own way
Thus, she 'jacked a Valkyrie and went off to go play
Her flying is just terrible; she can't avoid the ground
So she crashed into a seedy bar and ordered up a round

-- Nick

On Sep 6, 2010, at 9:49 PM, Andrew Dynon wrote:

> I attended a couple of filking sessions at Worldcon over the weekend,
> and got "Banned From Argo" stuck in my head, and had to do this to get
> it out.
>
> I couldn't think of verses for Luca or Sheryl. Feel free to add them  
> if
> you want.
>
> BANNED FROM EDEN
> To the tune of "Banned From Argo" by Leslie Fish
> Original lyrics at
> http://www.houseoflyrics.com/lyrics/leslie_fish/banned_from_argo.html
> If you want to know the tune, there's a slightly remixed version  
> done as
> a Torchwood vid at
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu4mFV3TxTo&feature=related (Youtube
> wouldn't play the Star Trek version properly)
>
> When we pulled into Eden Port in need of R & R
> The crew set out investigating every joint and bar
> We had high expectations of their hospitality
> But found it wasn't geared for mercenaries such as we
>
> And we're banned from Eden, every one
> Banned from Eden just for having a little fun
> We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four
> But Eden doesn't want us anymore
>
> Our squadron leader headed out, there was no time to waste
> Just one problem, their preferred music was not to his taste
> So he hooked up some king-size speakers to his Valkyrie
> And shared his love for Fire Bomber with the whole city
>
> And we're banned from Eden, every one
> Banned from Eden just for having a little fun
> We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four
> But Eden doesn't want us anymore
>
> Our new recruit, though nervous, ventured forward nonetheless
> We kid you not when we say he looked like a real princess
> He drank seven shots of tequila in some tranny bar
> And next thing he was making out atop a police car
>
> And we're banned from Eden, every one
> Banned from Eden just for having a little fun
> We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four
> But Eden doesn't want us anymore
>
> We left it to our sniper, sure that he’d pick up the slack
> He didn’t know what happened, but things suddenly went black
> The sight he saw when he came to, he could only lie and watch
> As he realised he was pantsless, with a loli on his crotch
>
> And we're banned from Eden, every one
> Banned from Eden just for having a little fun
> We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four
> But Eden doesn't want us anymore
>
> The commander of Pixie Squadron went to hit the scene
> She told us she would make it with the man of her dreams
> She ducked into a back alley to some weird Zentradei shop
> To buy something she said would result in her being on top
>
> And we're banned from Eden, every one
> Banned from Eden just for having a little fun
> We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four
> But Eden doesn't want us anymore
>
> Our rising Cinderella seized her chance to perform live
> The outcome we’re not sure the population will survive
> The course is set for her success, I’m sure she’ll be a star
> It’s just too bad her biggest fans are swarms of Vaj-a-ra!
>
> And we're banned from Eden, every one
> Banned from Eden just for having a little fun
> We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four
> But Eden doesn't want us anymore
>
> We’re honoured to be SMS, and our record is our pride
> We’re sorry ‘bout the swarm of roaches seventy feet wide
> We're sorry 'bout the wreckage and the riots and the fuss
> At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us
>
> And we're banned from Eden, every one
> Banned from Eden just for having a little fun
> We spent a jolly shoreleave there for just three days or four
> But Eden doesn't want us anymore (wonder why?)
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