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Buffy's Biggest Problem

by

Cute Neko Hibiki



    Giles was eating a sandwich, when the phone rang.

    He put down his sandwich, drank some water, and picked it up.

    "Hello?" he asked.

    "GILES!" Buffy screamed. "YOU GOT TO TELL ME HOW TO SLAY THEM! THEY'RE 
EVERYWHERE! THEY'RE CRAWLING IN MY HOUSE! IN MY DRINKS! IN MY FOOD! THEY 
WON'T DIE!"

    Giles looked at the phone worried and said "What is it Buffy?! Demon 
spiders? Demonic larvae? Demon flies? Demonic caterpillars?"

    "WORSE THAN THAT GILES!" Buffy screamed. "SO VERY MUCH WORSE!"

    "What is it though Buffy?" he asked once again.

    "LITTLE BLACK ANTS!" screamed Buffy. "AHHHH!!! THEY'RE ON MY HANDS 
NOW!!!! AND MY ARMS!!! AND MY SHOULDERS!!! AND MY BODY!!! GET THEM OFF OF 
ME!!! AH SOMEBODY HELP ME NOW!!!"

    Giles looked down at his sandwich, and saw it was covered with little 
black ants. He looked and saw them on his hands. He looked and saw them on 
his suit.

    "I have to go Buffy." he said calmly. "I'll call you later though. But 
something has come up. And I must fix it."

    He lowered the phone.

    He hung it up.

    Then he ran about screaming "OH MY GOD! THEY'RE ON ME! GET THEM OFF! 
THEY'RE IN MY SHORTS TOO! OH DEAR WHATEVER, THEY'RE BITING ME!"




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