Discalimer : I don't own fucking shit

If you DID, I'm sure you could get a lot for it on eBay...people pay
millions of dollars for carrots that look like vaginas, I'm sure fornicating
feces would be a huge draw.

(That and the huge block of mangled formatting code in the middle of the
story are the only things worth commenting on here.)

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I used to have a gay sofa.
Now I have a hetero sectional.
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The Eternal Lost Lurker
www.lurkerdrome.com



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