Harsh Language Warning: Haha! This is the first new warning i've had
to
write since these revisions began, because, for the first time _ever_,
i've uncensored all of the '#$)(&' things that everyone seems to
hate...
Woooo!
One cheers for the violence, and the next, for the profanity O_o;...
Next'll be a cheer for the violent profanity. ^_^
"What exactly did you mean, when you told Sakura to 'remember her
training'?"
"Why, I meant her courtesan training from those special kunoichi
classes,
of course."
You know, as creepy as it sounds, considering they'd have been 10~12 at
the time, they probably _did_ have at least some rudimentary training in
that field (though probably nothing 'hands-on') O_o;...
Well, of course they would. Kunoichi make perfect assassins because the kind
of people who tend to get assassinated are also the kind of people who tend
to like the whores...
"She gives MUCH better head than Sasuke..."
85% of the Sasuke fanboys/girls on the internet would disagree with you...
Yeah, but I'm not into fags, so :P
Standing back to back with Kakashi to show the righteous solidarity of
platonic teacher's love, Gai pointed an accusing finger at the
examiner. "If the girl who was here just a moment ago was truly a
clone, then tell me, what have you done with my darling Sakura-chan?"
...ooookay THAT is a little creepy.
Gai just has this weird homo-pedo-erotic vibe sometimes that's really hard
to get past ^_^;...
And yet he's STILL not as sick and creepy as Oroperv...
Dropping her poisoned needle, the kimono-clad ninja clung desperately
to
the branch she'd just landed on as the forest to the left of her
erupted in a deafening wall of fire. "HOLY FUCK!"
Yare yare...this isn't Pleasantville...
Eheh... are you referring to the carnage, or Sakura's language?
Okay, that joke obviously fell flat. ^^;; (I was referring to the infamous
orgasm tree-fire scene in Pleasantville...)
In which case, then, it wouldn't actually be a Kamaitachi at all, would
it? Since that's literally a cutting wind...
What would one call it then? It's probably a derivative technique...
Air pressure wave?
Abruptly, Temari shifted her weight and began turning left. As he
adjusted his footing to mirror her, Kankuro heard the clang of steel
on
steel, and felt his sister's arm jerk.
A feeling he's well used to!
Eeeew...
Keep settin' 'em up, I'll keep knockin' 'em down...
Shino: "....I apologise. I do not engage in that type of behavior."
Sakura(Temari): "I'll bet the poor dog-boy would be crushed if he heard ya
say that..."
Nah, he's still dealing with the fleas from the last time.
Laughing out loud when Shino fairly sprang off of her to land a few
feet
away, Temari sat up and rubbed her wrists. "Heh, guess ya picked that
up from Kiba, huh?" she teased, giving Shino a nasty grin. "You guys
close like that, or what? C'mon, be honest; I won't tell anyone."
*DIES AGAIN*
...'tis best not to think too hard about Shino in such situations, for one
simple reason: BUGS! Eeeeeeew...
I don't see how the Aburame EVER get any, with that whole insect thing going
on...
"She doesn't wear 'em either! How the hell can they stand it?" Temari
demanded, gingerly picking at the bottom of her sodden dress. "No
wonder she's such a bitch; she walks around with a fuckin' fish net
crawlin' up her ass."
H_H
Sakura-chan may indeed be the only kunoichi in Naruto who actually wears
underwear...
No joke. I mean...Ino just wraps her skanky self in those bandages...can you
imagine what going to the bathroom must be like for her? (I'm sure I've made
that joke before, come to think of it...)
Hmm. Actually, Tenten probably wears underwear, as does Hinata. After all,
neither of them wears a skirt or dress...
"T-that's the monster inside him?" the orange-clad boy wondered in
awe,
staring up at the mountainous creature before him. *Man, he's even
uglier than the stupid fox.* Naruto supposed it sort of looked like a
tanuki, but it was all lumpy and deformed- and it didn't even have
feet! It was like a giant mashed-potato monster!
Heh!
Of course, considering that he _is_ modeled after a Tanuki, that huge
amporphous mass around where Shuukaku's feet should be might just be his
nuts...
*SPITTAKE* I had not even THOUGHT of that. X_X
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto started to turn around but a slender arm snaked
under his shoulder, reaching up to clamp a hand over his mouth. A
second arm then wrapped around his waist, tightening until he felt a
body pressing firmly against his back. Two small bits of topography
coupled with the sound of her voice told Naruto who his captor was,
and
for a brief moment he was too stunned to react.
NOT the time to be thinking about that, dobe...
Naruto isn't interested in that stuff yet, much to poor Hinata-chan's
detriment...
I still think if Naruto ever got a good look at jacketless Hinata in a time
when she WASN'T dying on a stretcher, he'd be over Sakura so fast it'd make
her head spin.
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