"You're sayin', she's the soldier of Death and Rebirth, and that if we 
don't let you kill her now, she's going to grow up in a few weeks to 
destroy the world?"

"Yes," replied sailor Pluto, with the senshi of Neptune and Uranus at 
her sides.

"That's brutal."

"Life is brutal, Nathan Explosion."

"Go to hell!  Get you own baby to kill.  This one's ours.", Murderface 
interjected.

"I heard you were lesbians.  Are you going to make out?"

"Good one, Pickles!"

****

The General spoke.  "Gentlemen, we have a situation here.  Dethklok has 
obtained custody of Tomoe Hotaru, the Sailor Senshi of Death and 
Rebirth.  With her help, Dethklok could destroy the world."

"But this is an opportunity.  She could also destroy Dethklok from within."

The Old Man replied, "The world is more resilient than you think.  We 
will let them keep her, and see what happens."

****

Cue intro, Metalapocolypse theme...

OK.  Granted, I really don't write fanfic.  If someone wants to run with 
this idea, please feel free to do so.  Think of it.  The ultimate weapon 
in the hands of the ultimate metal band, Dethklok from Adult Swim's 
Metalapocolypse.  She'd use her scythe to clean her toenails and slice 
pizza.  In that order.  She'd kill audience members by mistake, with the 
band and the fans cheering.  They'd put her j-pop number on their latest 
album, and the fans will say it's brutal, because everything from 
Dethklok is brutal.  A youma attacks, and doesn't even get to her 
because Murderface runs over it behind the wheel of the JFK death limo 
(pimped out with the driver's seat replaced by the chair Lincoln sat in 
when he was shot at the Ford Theater and given to Murderface on his 
birthday).

David A. Brown


ellfangor8@gmail.com wrote:

Restarting the Bet: A challenging Spamfic
 By Ellf
 Disclaimer: The Bet and Toltiir both are concepts created by Gregg
Sharp. Ranma Saotome is a creation of Rumiko Takahashi and Hotaru
Tomoe is a creation of Naoko Takeuchi.

Toltiir was staring in his Well, thinking of something, anything he
could do. To put it simply, he was bored. Normally when Gods of
Mischief get bored they find something to entertain them, typically
annoying some mortal to no end, but Toltiir wasn't that kind of God of
Mischief. He preferred to have people entertain him. Maybe that was
why he enjoyed messing with the Ranma timeline so much.

The cat god continued his musings as to what changes he could make to
Ranma's life this time and where to see what would happen to the
timeline. Unfortunately it had already been done. Everything and
anything he could think of had already been done. Toltiir turned his
eye to the other timelines, hoping that he could mix the two and
perhaps get a newer, better timeline when something caught his eye.
One significant event that if changed could cause a timeline to cave
in on itself, causing all sorts of mayhem.

A smile graced the cat god's lips... He knew exactly what he needed to
do. It had been a few years since Featherbrite's Tale won his Bet, and
that Ranko goddess really didn't know what she was doing when she
announced her own. Yes, the only true Bet was his, and it was time for
it to start anew. However, this time there would be changes to the
rules.

 Previously it had been one change to any event on the timeline,
causing a cascade downward to see how the timeline became modified.
This was very successful and entertained the God of Mischief
immensely. This new change had to do with that pivotal event.

 "Yes... Let's see what happens when Hotaru Tomoe is found by someone
other than the Outer Senshi...  Welcome to the new Bet."

 With that he announced the Bet's reopening to all, and he began
awaiting entries.


 Idea/challenge: Yes you heard it, there is a new Bet that I myself am
starting. However, I am paying homage to the original Bet creator this
time by using his character.

 The Rules are as follows:  The change must happen when Hotaru is
found after the defeat of Pharoh 90 and she must not be found by the
outers.  Who she is reraised by will affect her and her personality
when she grows up.

 Length-wise, I'd prefer it to be a multi-chapter, or if a one-shot at
least 11,000 words for the story. I myself will be doing a
pseudo-entry but can't really win. I'd say we'd need a panel of judges
for this as well if anyone wants to volunteer.


  

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