Juuban, Japan

A lone girl strode down the virtually deserted
street, the sunset's dying rays illuminating a local
rural shopping district.

..."rural"? Azabu-Juuban, Minato-ku, *TOKYO*, *JAPAN*?!

In a parody of woman femininity the creature that

..."woman femininity"? As opposed to "woman masculinity", or "man
femininity"?

"i'LL HAve yOU kNoW i'M a YouMA oF ThE hIgHeST
QuaLiTY!" the youma snapped, stomping a foot in
irritation.  The evil look it had been sporting
moments before was replaced by a particularly
petulant pout.  "i WaS CReATed bY NoNE oThEr thAN
LoRD JaDeiTE HiMSeLf!

And stamped with the Queen Beryl Seal of Approval!

"You'll only have one chance.  I'm going to expose
its weakness.  You must strike then.

Setsuna was confused.  "What?  Strike?

BTW, close-quotes help tremendously. :)

"No time!"

See? It's not so hard to remember to hit the quote key again, now is it?

Despite being highly resilient to damage the monster
couldn't prevent itself from being half-way indented
into the truck, with its left arm immobilized within
the twisted remains of the grill.  The youma decided
after a moment of careful consideration that the
most painful part on its body had to be its breasts.
It wasn't just that the soft part of its chest was
lacerated on the shattered glass that had formerly
been two front headlights; there was also a constant
flow of electricity where its decidedly perky
breasts were firmly jammed into the arcing light
sockets.

Ouch. XO

"i thOUghT GuNS wErE OutLAwED iN JapAN!" screeched
the youma.

The man took a deep drag on his cigarette, idly
cracked his neck and spoke without bothering to
remove the Marlboro.  "Too bad for you no one told
the Great Driver Onizuka.

*DIES*

Luna's breathing became more erratic, and Setsuna
had to lean in close in order to hear the cat's last
words.  "Protect... the princess ...you're our only
hope... Sailor Moon.

Boy did SHE ever miss.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot," the blonde
grinned self-consciously and stuck out her hand.
"Name's Deedlit Anderson.  Pleased ta meet'cha!

*FACEFAULT*

"Charmed," Tannim replied faintly as he shook the
digit.

He's shaking...her finger?

"Uh, endurance training.  Toughen my body to sleep
in the worst possible conditions."

*snrk*

When Tannim turned his back to Deedlit to leave, she
started giggling.  Deedlit pointed and asked, "Is
that a book sticking out of your butt?

No, he's just happy to see you.

Three weeks ago, Deedlit had finally met Gunter.
Their relationship was a rocky one from the start.

....EWWWWWWWW!

As her younger sister leapt at the television with
abandon, Urd turned her attention to Tannim's
laptop.  "You will divulge your secrets to me," she
whispered to the device.  "And soon, Tannim, I will
know you better than you know yourself... and
then... then I will crush you!"

Yep, drama queen.

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