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The Big Choice

by

Cute Neko Hibiki



Ranma stood silently in the empty lot next door to the Tendon Dojo, if 
anyone would show up.
He had invited all those who felt or had decided they had the right to marry 
him.
He looked up and saw someone and said "Enter." in a frigid tone.
"Ranma..."
"Akane. Make yourself comfortable." he said indicating the lawn chairs he 
had set up.
Akane shrugged and sat in a lawn chair.
Ranma watched as Akane sat in the lawn chair looking at him now. 'What did I 
ever see in
her?' he thought.
Ranma continued to wait. 'Man, they're late.'
Ranma glanced towards the street as he heard a "Ra-...Ran-chan".
'About time Ukyo.' he thought.
"Come on in and have a seat." said Ranma.
Ukyo walked onto the lot and blinked at all the lawn chairs and then sat 
uncomfortably next to
Akane. 'I wonder what Ranma meant when he said he had "made the big 
choice"?' thought
Ukyo as she watched Ranma.
"Nihau, Arian!" Shampoo called as she bounded onto the lot moments behind 
Ukyo. "You
choose me?!"
Ranma laughed. "Sit down Shan Up, now!"
Shampoo blinked, and quickly sat in a lawn chair.
The three "true" fianc�es were here, but Ranma would wait.
The girls sat there and Ukyo and Shan, getting somewhat bored, pulled out 
their poke balls
and started a poke on battle.
'Sheet.' thought Ranma. 'Is fighting all they can do?'
"Wait a minute." he mumbled to himself. "Where the Heck did they get 
Piketon?"
Slowly other people showed up.
Genoa and Soon were drunk and laughing. They expected an Akane choice right 
now.
The Kenos were there too. Ukyo and Shan ignored them and concentrated on 
their poke battle.
Some of the other guests were blink blinking at this. They wondered when 
Ukyo and Shan had
become Piketon Trainers.
Ranma had not spoken a word to anyone since Ukyo and Shan had started their 
Piketon
Battle. He looked over at them and saw Shan's Duplex breathe out fire 
attacks in the shape of
mini bombard and Ukyo's Peach retaliated with an attack of mini spatulas 
made out of
electricity. The guests also began to wonder why Ranma appeared to be so 
calm when they all
knew that he could be causing allot of trouble with what he had to say 
today. Ranma knew
there would be trouble, several people would be hurt and others were going 
to be confused.
'Man will they.' , he thought.
'Hmmm, I'm already confused. Where the Hell did Ukyo and Shan get Piketon?'
Ranma glanced around the lot one last time as he prepared to speak. "I am 
glad to see that all
who received my letter showed up. I would also like to thank you for being 
patient, civilized,
while you waited. Well except for Ukyo and Shan who are currently using what 
should be
anime characters to battle each other. Where the hell did they get those 
things?! Anyway as I
said in my letter I have made my big choice. And by that I mean that I have 
decided to whom I
will formally propose to, after that I am no longer an eligible bachelor. 
This means that
anyone else who felt that they could claim me without my consent will be 
beaten to within an
inch of life. I am not joking, I am not trying a new technique, this is real 
and this is final. And
... oh my god! Would you look at that!"
The reason for Raman's last sentence was plain to see. Ukyo and Shan had 
started their
poke on to attacking each other and both of Ukyo's and Shan's shirts were 
now ripped
completely apart. Their 'assets' were now plainly visible. Ryoga took one 
look and got a goofy
look on his face, made weird noises, and passed out with a nosebleed.
"Hey mate, what's all the ruckus?" said/asked a voice in a shadowy area. 
Ranma looked
over and saw a blonde guy in jeans and a leather jacket.
"Hay Spike." he said. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh I've got something important to tell you and ... hey are those poke on?" 
Spike said
pointing to the poke on battle and Ukyo and Shan who were now wrestling each 
other.
"Wow!" said Spike who drifted off toward the battle to watch the poke on and 
also Ukyo's and
Shan's naked breasts.
The lot was utterly silent as all this went on and then Ranma stepped 
towards the crowd. He
reached behind his back and pulled out a small black box. Finding his 
beloved he bowed on
one knee and opened the box. He then poured cold water on his head. He 
became Ranma-chan
for this.
"Will you marry me, Kayo Michaud?"
Michaud looked startled. Then she blushed. And finally accepted.
The women fianc�es just stared at her, at the cute green-haired violinist, 
and then figured out
what they had done. Then all Hell broke loose. Literally. Spike had gotten 
distracted by Ukyo
and Shan and had forgotten to warn Ranma that the Hell mouth under Nerima 
was about to
open. Everybody was shocked to see the demons. Well except for Ryoga who was 
still
passed out , Ukyo and Shan who had went from wrestling to 'other activities' 
and Spike who
was watching their 'activities' and grinning , staring , and drooling.




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