--- The Eternal Lost Lurker <lurkerdrome@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

     "I am Assistant Headmaster Snape," said the wizard.

Gah, Snape as Deputy Headmaster? Poor kids.

Oh, indeed.  As I said, not HBP-compliant.

     "You're a surprise," said a voice in his head.  It was the

hat's

voice, but it seemed to be speaking to him alone now.  "It's

rather

messy inside your mind, did you know that?  You need to take

charge

of your own destiny, so for you, it's--"

     "Slytherin!" it shouted out loud.

Really should've expected that, though I was more expecting
Hufflepuff.

Oh, there's reasons for it.

     There wasn't another Slytherin until "Talbain, Quentin."  He

was

a swarthy boy whose eyebrows met in the middle, making one long
streak of hair.  Genevieve shrank away from the newcomer.

     "Geez, I'm perfectly safe," growled Quentin.  "Got my shots

and

everything."

Tal...oh. *GROAN* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

First name too.

     Headmaster MacGonagall adjusted her glasses.  "I am sorry to
state that Professor Gallimaufrey met with an unfortunate

accident

over the summer.  You'll be pleased to hear that he's on the

mend,

but sadly will be unable to teach this term.  Therefore, I have

asked

a distinguished alumnus of Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the

Dark

Arts.  I'd like you all please to welcome Professor Hermione
Granger."

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why you wanna kill off Hermione? ;_;

    The DADA position is slightly less cursed these days.  Professor
Gallimaufrey lasted three whole years!

SKJAM!

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