[AMS/Alice Academy][Spamfic] Gakuen Goddess
By Henry J. Cobb
With due apologies to all the fans of Aa Megami-sama (A Magicalgirl Show)
and both of the fans of Gakuen Alice (Alice Academy).
"Look, she's waking up," An unfamiliar boy said just to my left.
I opened my eyes and looked at him. He was a Japanese boy with unkempt
hair and he was sitting next to a blue eyed blond boy. They were both
about my age and wearing school uniforms I'd never seen before.
Then I looked around the unfamiliar room. I seemed to be lying in a
hospital bed.
"Alright, who are you?" The boy continued, "Why were you riding around on
one of Hotaru's inventions and where is she and Mikan?"
"Hotaru?"
"She's a girl about your age that looks a lot like you, only she's got
shorter hair. She might have used a different name, but she's the one who
built that gizmo you were riding on that they brought in with you."
"Banpei! Is it ok?"
"They had to be a bit rough with it, but it seems to be in one piece. Now
where did you get it?"
"I built Banpei myself."
"A motorcycle that transforms into a goofy looking fighting robot? That's
got to be Hotaru's work. Now tell me where you got it or I'll burn your
hair off." The boy held out his hand and a flame appeared in his palm.
"Demon!" I reached into my hospital blouse and felt around. Nothing.
The boy pulled back and his flame vanished, "Why are you groping yourself?
Are you one of those sickos with a flame fetish?"
"I'm not groping myself! I'm tying to pull out a bomb."
"They took away whatever bombs you may have stuffed in your bra when they
stripped you. They're not going to make the same mistakes with Hotaru
again."
"I don't stuff bombs in my bra. I stick them in hyperspace and teleport
them in as needed."
"Oh, there's a teleportation barrier around the campus," The blond boy
offered, "So that won't work at all."
"You know enough about teleportation to make a barrier against it?"
"Well not me," The blond boy continued, "But there's teachers here at The
Academy who can do that."
"Well, if she's got a teleportation Alice then she doesn't have an
invention Alice," the dark haired boy turned back to me, "Now where did you
get that robot?"
"I built it myself and I don't know this Alice girl or Hotaru or that other
girl."
He grabbed my neck with his left hand and held a flame inches from my face
with the other.
"Natsume..." His blond friend started to reach for the dark haired boy.
"OK, I believe her for now," Natsume released me, "So they picked up the
wrong girl. That's good. They're looking in the wrong place then. That
means they're both free for now. Little girl I don't care what your name
used to be. Cause now it's going to be Hotaru Imai and you're going to
keep this up as long as you can because every day you do is another day
that our friends are free. Ruka, get out her picture."
The blond boy took out his wallet and removed a picture of a girl who
looked a lot like me, only with shorter hair.
Natsume held the picture up close to my face, "The first thing is this is
your new hairstyle."
"No, you can't cut my hair."
"We're going to cut it with scissors or fire. You choose."
After the two boys cut my hair to that style they went around a corner in
the room so that I could change. My school uniform was almost the same as
theirs, except that it had a short skirt instead of shorts and the collar
was different. I tried again to teleport in bombs or my hammer from
hyperspace without success.
"Done?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"OK, you look enough like Hotaru from a distance and she never gets close
to anybody. Just keep your mouth shut and your face in a book and nobody
will ever know the difference. Now Ruka and I are going to show you around
to everywhere that Hotaru goes. Just remember that we're just walking with
you as friends, cause you already know every place around here and if
anybody asks you don't know where Mikan Sakura is."