Didn't do a detailed public C&C of the last chapter because it was so
short
and there wasn't much to say about it, so...

I'll make up for it here.

Yaaaay!

Naked Sakura Warning

W00T!!

Figured that'd get your attention ^_^;...

"...Did you know that 18% of all assassination attempts happen in or

around

the target's own bathroom?"

Well ain't that a shitty statistic.

Ugh >_<;...

"You already heard that one, huh?" the brunette mused in
disappointment.

"That joke's older than Hokage Mountain," Sakura deadpanned.

Pity this isn't set post-Tsunade; then she could say it's older than
the
Hokage's mountains.

Except that, due to Tsunade's carefully maintained vanity jutsu, the
Hokage's mountains don't look so old ^_^;...

Caught completely by surprise, Sakura could do nothing but freeze in
shock
as a terrific, bestial growling sound filled the room. Dropping her
gaze

in

slow increments, trying not to make any sudden moves, Sakura's wide

emerald

eyes finally fell upon Anko's stomach, and the stunned girl had an

epiphany.

"... Would you like something to eat?" she suggested, hopefully.

*FACEFAULT*

*lies on the ground twitching for a few minutes*

People don't seem to expect that one ^_^;...

Anko's eyebrow quivered spasmodically as Sakura directed an
especially

rude

gesture her way. "Jeez, kid, I hope you wash those hands before you
touch
yourself..."

*CHOKES TO DEATH*

[Life3]

GAH! WARN a guy next time! @_@;;

Aaaaaw, but it's more fun to catch folks by surprise =P...
Very well; if you haven't guessed it by now, Suiren does contain a
_little_ innuendo. Consider yourself warned...

"About _you_! And _her_!" Ino shifted her glare to Anko for a moment,
then
returned to Sakura, her expression twisting in disbelief. "Sakura, I

thought

we were _friends_!"

"It should be ME pinning you and being obscene in your bedroom!"

I'm sure you're not the only one that thinks this is what Ino _really_
wants to say ^_^;...

A moment later she found herself captured again, this time much more
thoroughly, as Anko bent forward and grabbed her up in a desperate
hug.
"There's no use denying it now, Sakura. Please, just let it go..."

Oh man, Anko is enjoying this WAY too much XD

Anko seems to enjoy things in direct porportion to the amount of
discomfort she's able to cause others; in this respect, Sakura doesn't
disappoint...

"You're hardly ever home anymore, but nobody knows where you are
during

the > day! Then you come barging into my shop with _her_ chasing after
you,
like

she was going to kill you, but later I find you two practically
having sex
in the street!" Voice almost cracking with hurt and anger, Ino looked
up
once again, her pale blue eyes boring into her rival. "What am I
supposed

to

believe, Sakura? I just want you to tell me the truth."

She's getting waaaay too worked up over this o.o;;

Well, they've known each other for _years_, and they've been 'fighting
over Sasuke' for quite a while, and know it seems like the biggest wedge
in their friendship (from Ino's point of view, since she doesn't fully
realize that Sakura still has something of an inferiority complex) was
all just a sham.

"THE VILLAGE GATES, IN FIFTEEN MINUTES!" Sakura declared, throwing
down

the

metaphorical gauntlet by tossing aside Anko's hand. "I'll show you
what

I've

been doing- and then I'm gonna ()&$ing tear _you_ a new one for
starting
this whole mess!" She added, turning her wild-eyed glare upon jounin,
who
was giving her a kicked puppy-dog look, before stomping off back
toward

her

house.

Wow, she usually doesn't go off like a tac-nuke unless Naruto is
involved
somehow. o.o;;

Nope...



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