Didn't do a detailed public C&C of the last chapter because it was so short
and there wasn't much to say about it, so...

I'll make up for it here.

Naked Sakura Warning

W00T!!

"...Did you know that 18% of all assassination attempts happen in or

around

the target's own bathroom?"

Well ain't that a shitty statistic.

"You already heard that one, huh?" the brunette mused in disappointment.

"That joke's older than Hokage Mountain," Sakura deadpanned.

Pity this isn't set post-Tsunade; then she could say it's older than the
Hokage's mountains.

"So do you always wander around your house naked?" Anko needled
suggestively.

"Only when I'm expecting company."

There was no doubt about it now: Anko was furious. Her cheeks were mottled
with a flush of rage, while an engorged vein on her forehead throbbed in
time to one madly twitching eyebrow. Despite that, however, the brunette

was

also studiously avoiding Sakura's gaze, her eyes downcast as if she were
ashamed of herself.

*...#&%$(, I'm a moron! Of course she's ashamed! I'd be ashamed too, if
someone reached into _my_ head and dragged _that_ out for the world to

see!*

Yeah, no kidding. o.o

Caught completely by surprise, Sakura could do nothing but freeze in shock
as a terrific, bestial growling sound filled the room. Dropping her gaze

in

slow increments, trying not to make any sudden moves, Sakura's wide

emerald

eyes finally fell upon Anko's stomach, and the stunned girl had an

epiphany.

"... Would you like something to eat?" she suggested, hopefully.

*FACEFAULT*

*lies on the ground twitching for a few minutes*

Anko's eyebrow quivered spasmodically as Sakura directed an especially

rude

gesture her way. "Jeez, kid, I hope you wash those hands before you touch
yourself..."

*CHOKES TO DEATH*

[Life3]

GAH! WARN a guy next time! @_@;;

"You were eating dango for breakfast?! And why didn't you dodge or
something? Aren't you some sort of 'special' jounin, or is it _that_ kind

of

'special?'"

*DIES LAUGHING*

Twisting the pinched folds of skin in her fingers as her victim squirmed,
the jounin blew out a put-upon sigh. "Couldn't he have dropped you off

with

the Inuzukas or somethin'? At least then, when he came back, you'd

probably

be housebroken-

*SNRK*

*Oops!* Cringing inwardly, Sakura returned her attention to the pair of
harried genin she'd caught, glaring angrily from one to the other. "Why

were

you two looking through my window?!" She demanded.

"Hey, I didn't see anything!" Kiba protested loudly, though Sakura didn't
miss the fact that he went red to the gills as he said this. Desperately,

he

pointed at Ino. "Her- Her big ass was in the way!"

*SNRK* NIIIIICE cover there, mutt-boy.

"About _you_! And _her_!" Ino shifted her glare to Anko for a moment, then
returned to Sakura, her expression twisting in disbelief. "Sakura, I

thought

we were _friends_!"

"It should be ME pinning you and being obscene in your bedroom!"

"Wha- we are! I don't understand- Ino, what are you talking about?!"
Glancing back to see if the jounin had any idea of what was going on,

Sakura

was treated to the shock of her life as Anko stepped forward and drew her
close, draping her arms loosely around Sakura's shoulders in a gentle but
intimate embrace.

Oh god XD

*What, the only thing we did the behind the restaurant was- aaaAAAAH! OH
()&$!* Struggling free of Anko's embrace, Sakura took a step forward, only
to stop and pale in horror as Ino took a corresponding step back. "Wait!

You

can't seriously think I'm- that we're-"

A moment later she found herself captured again, this time much more
thoroughly, as Anko bent forward and grabbed her up in a desperate hug.
"There's no use denying it now, Sakura. Please, just let it go..."

Oh man, Anko is enjoying this WAY too much XD

"You're hardly ever home anymore, but nobody knows where you are during

the > day! Then you come barging into my shop with _her_ chasing after you,
like

she was going to kill you, but later I find you two practically having sex
in the street!" Voice almost cracking with hurt and anger, Ino looked up
once again, her pale blue eyes boring into her rival. "What am I supposed

to

believe, Sakura? I just want you to tell me the truth."

She's getting waaaay too worked up over this o.o;;

"THE VILLAGE GATES, IN FIFTEEN MINUTES!" Sakura declared, throwing down

the

metaphorical gauntlet by tossing aside Anko's hand. "I'll show you what

I've

been doing- and then I'm gonna ()&$ing tear _you_ a new one for starting
this whole mess!" She added, turning her wild-eyed glare upon jounin, who
was giving her a kicked puppy-dog look, before stomping off back toward

her

house.

Wow, she usually doesn't go off like a tac-nuke unless Naruto is involved
somehow. o.o;;

"...why on earth would I call you Anko-sama?"

"Because you love me dearly, and we have incredible lesbian sex every
night."

*SNRK*

"Well c'mon- if you _insist_ on denying the evidence of our love in front

of

everyone, let's get it over with!"

"...why are you doing this to me?"

"Because it's fun!"

Heheheheheh.

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