--- Cute Neko Hibiki <wbanks@jam.rr.com> wrote:

Disclaimer : I do not own Ranma or the Various Other Series it will be 
crossed with in this fic I work on.



Untitled

by

Cute Neko Hibiki



    Ranma was thirsty, so he went to town and got a Dr. Pepper out of a
Coke 
Machine, then went back to the dojo and opened his drink while watching
his 
show. After Ranma left, the Coke Machine started to glow an ominous
red. It 
shook in place. It made supernatural noises.

    Ranma drank down what he thought was Dr. Pepper, but was really 
something more ominous.

    Ranma went into convulsions, and then fell dead. A few minutes
later, he 
sat up. His eyes were glowing red, and he had fangs.

    "HAHAHAHA!" laughed Ranma. He crept up the stairs to Akane's room.
He 
went into her room, and pulled the sheets down from Akane. He gazed
upon his 
fiance with hunger and smiled. He pulled down her top, so he could see
her 
throat. He leaned forward, 

And here, I take over!

I don't even own the story I spun this off of, it just popped into my
head. Perhaps this can serve as CNH's inspiration. Who knows.

---

"Mmm... Ranma, don't bite me in the neck tonight," she said, and turned
over.

What the heck?

"What the heck?" Ranma echoed the author's sentiment aloud.

Akane rolled on to her back and looked into Ranma's gleaming red eyes.
"Ranma, I'm really tired and I've got school tomorrow. Can't we do this
another time?"

She was so polite it killed him. Oh, wait--he was already dead. Or
undead, if that was the same thing. Anyway, she was... was so...

"Kuso!" Ranma quietly cursed, and slinked out of the room. At the
doorway, he whispered, "Sorry for waking you. Good night, Akane."

In the hall, he just barely resisted the temptation to bang his head
against the nearest wall. He was hungry! He had wicked cool fangs! He
HAD TO BITE SOMEONE IN THE NECK AND SUCK THEIR BLOOD!

Consumed with the NEED for blood, Ranma swept silently into Kasumi's
room. Silent as the dead of night--which is to say, quiet as the point
during nocturnal hours when the entire world seems to be dead for lack
of noise, and not in the instance of someone who is of 'the night' and
being dead but still moving around, though Ranma now fit more in the
latter category than the former--he loomed over Kasumi, fangs bared,
and--

"Not tonight, Ranma," a wide-awake Kasumi said.

"Drat!" Ranma snapped his fingers in irritation.

"Maybe some other time, okay Ranma?"

The martial artist was already half-way to the door. He gave a
half-hearted wave in response with a, "Sure, sure..."

"Ranma?" Kasumi called as he laid his hand upon the door.

Ranma paused.

"I'm a registered vampire hunter and will have to hunt you down and kill
you in a dramatic night-time battle according to the Guild's Code."

Ranma gulped.

"But I won't poison your food." She yawned. "It would be a shame to
waste it."

"But... but..." Ranma sqeaked, "What about garlic?"

"You were allergic to garlic before this happened," Kasumi said
sleepily.


"Oh. Yeah," Ranma sighed, then slipped out of Kasumi's room.

He was a dead man.

For some reason (mine), his eyes rested promptly on Nabiki's door. With
a ferral grin, he glided--yes, glided; much better than 'swept'
anyway--to her portal and was inside in a flash.

"One million yen."

DID NO-ONE IN THIS HOUSE SLEEP AT NIGHT?!! Ranma cursed in his head.
"Heya, Nabiki. Sorry, I'll go bother someone else."

"That's a thousand yen for interrupting my sleep though. I'll wait until
after breakfast to collect interest."

Damn. If pops got out of hand, he wouldn't see her until after
breakfast. Some rope was sounding real good right about now. He exited
Nabiki's room, shut the door without making any sound at all, grinned at
his good fortune (rare around Nabiki, true, but he had his moments), and
doubled over in pain.

If he didn't get someone's blood soon, this night was really going to
suck.

Briefly, he considered the panda, but the thought of fur in his mouth
was enough to almost make him retching. Bracing himself against the wall
with one hand, he made his way into Akane's room.

Silently, of course.

TbC?

---

Just kidding folks. I couldn't resist. Really.

Later,
Rick "targeted and running" Spiff

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