Since I'm the one who pressured Zef into posting this, I'll be the first to
review it. @^_^@

Such a thing of wonder, the starry sky. So deep and mysterious,
and very, very delicious. Yummy, one might say. Alas, something
so full of beauty and grace is not always so vast. It's somewhat
cramped, actually. You can hardly stretch your legs without
breaking a star or two, and that tends to get everyone rather
upset. Especially those people, always looking through their
metal tubes and bits of glass --_those_ people become quite
miffed at losing a star. Oh no, We cannot even describe their
miffedness when they happen to lose something a tad more
visible, shall We say, the Moon.

I absolutely LOVE reading your King-speak. You have the singular best grasp
on His Royal Wackiness of anyone I know. XD

It has grown a bit bothersome, to be frank and absolutely
candid. The Moon should be made sturdier, else We will keep
smashing it into itty bitty pieces every time Our classy self
ambles placidly through the neighborhood. We blame our
diminutive Son, always rolling up these colorful and squeaky yet
so very breakable clumps.

Squeaky? o.O The moon is made of mice? Or maybe he's rolling up hundreds of
Sana-chans...GAH! THE HORROR!

(Worse, We are saddened to report, he always forgets that
unique cheese-based quality. Alas, such stumbles have to be
forgiven. He is only young and precocious, never thinking with
his Royal head.)

Heheheheheheh, Royal head...

And yet, it is such a thrill. A sinful, exciting mischief
to revel in Our glorious, Moon-cracking might. Yes, We are so
naughty. Very naughty and mighty indeed.

Yep, that's our King for ya. So, how drunk is he THIS time? XD

But it is not the time to bask in the light of large and
little Moon bits drifting back down to Earth. This Moon was not
Ours for breaking! Our Son's performance was not up to par, but
his inchling stature hides a heart as great as Our own. He
lovingly and painstakingly made this Moon for Us; he would be
most, most forlorn with Our shattering it. And he's much too
young and pint-sized to become a rebel with a cosmic cause.

Translation: "Oh shit, I broke the moon...AGAIN...I'd better fix it before
the Prince notices and rolls ME up in a katamari."

We must act fast. Quick. With haste! Before anyone
notices! Yes, it is imperative that We replace the Moon before
Our Son looks up to find it gone. We will go to Earth Ourselves,
and remake the Moon. A properly cheesy Moon, of course. Not too
shabby, yet not too chic --it must, after all, look as though
Our miniature Son had rolled it.

[Prince] *looks up at the Moon from his home planet* . o O (Why are all
those mice migrating to the Moon?)

Yes! We can swindle it somehow.
A switcheroo, a magnificent Royal hoodwink. Oh, so smart. We are
so utterly clever.
Full-steam ahead, rolling down to Earth! Let Us take the
Royal Rainbow! The prettiness and collectibility of the Cosmos
is in Our Royal hands!

"We must not fail to catch them all!"

(Our fans will be thrilled to see Us, at the very least.)

(And those too.)

His & Her
Katamari Pandashii

Now THAT'S a title you can chew on.

Soun Tendo stood absolutely still, legs akimbo and firmly
planted on the deck, arms crossed haughtily across his chest as
he surveyed the expanse of his garden and pond. The light of a
clear summer morning shone brightly on his eyes, but his
demeanor cast contempt even for the kingly star. Once in a
while, a carp would leap and break the surface; he would raise
an eyebrow in appreciation, but otherwise would not budge from
his position.

"Ah, the koi. How We koi the koi. ...what do you mean that pun does not
work? We are quite certain We have crafted a perfectly witty witticism."

That was how Akane found him as she entered the dining
room, coming to join the family for breakfast. It was not
unusual for him to stand in contemplation, she thought, but
there was something noticeable different about him that day. His
shoulders seemed broader, somehow, his stance much more firm.
Even his dark gi seemed to fit him more snugly.

Especially in the groin area, though Akane REALLY didn't want to think about
that.

 Dismissing it as

a trick of her eyes, Akane smiled and greeted him, "Good
morning, Dad." The man did not reply, though, his figure
seemingly hewn from stone.

After she realised she was actually talking to a statue of her father, she
greeted the man himself, who was standing behind her sucking on a
toothbrush.

"He's just cranky for some reason," Nabiki replied,
yawning and running her hand through her mess of bed hair. "I
heard some noise in the yard last night, probably woke him up
too."
"Oh, that?" Akane nodded, and turned to see that her
father still had not moved an inch. "Sounded like something huge
was rolling down the street."

*SNRK*

"Geez, Ranma, at least take a shower if you're gonna work
out before breakfast," Nabiki said, scowling.
"Can't, heater's still broken." He dropped next to Akane,
who made a face. "I'll go to the bathhouse later," he finished.
"It wouldn't kill you to take a cold shower right now,"
Akane chided him,

She just wants to see him topless with towel for the hundredth time 8P

Blinking in curiosity, Ranma turned halfway around and
stared at Soun for a moment. The older man looked left, then
right, and purposefully strode around the room to stand just as
proudly at the head of the table as he had stood on the veranda.

"I have discovered...ENZYTE!"

Both sisters and Ranma watched him closely. No longer under the
bright sunshine, Akane noticed that his features had a distinct
gray pallor, almost sickly-looking, but his stern expression
belied any illness. More perplexed than before, she was about to
ask him to sit down when Kasumi and Nodoka emerged from the
kitchen, laden with food and dishes for the family. Shortly
afterwards, a very fresh-looking panda

Mmmmm, fresh panda. *lights the grill and sharpens the knives*

"Father? Breakfast's ready," Kasumi said, smiling up at
him while setting his rice bowl and chopsticks at his place. He
looked down and cocked his head, apparently finding something
immensely intriguing about the round and sticky lump being
offered to him.

XD

The Saotomes and the Tendos looked at each other in
silence and confusion, hearing only the sounds of the patriarch
rummaging noisily through the kitchen cabinet. After a few
instants, he returned --and this time they gaped openly at his
appearance.

He was naked, except for a fresh halibut he was wearing as a G-string.

He was wearing a cheap cardboard crown Nabiki had brought
from an American burger joint, which fit tightly on his head.

"I *AM* the Burger King!"

There was also an old, burgundy tablecloth draped across his
shoulders, and he was wearing white gloves for some unfathomable
reason. But the strangest thing of all was that he had somehow
affixed two rolls of paper towels to the sides of his head, as
wide as his own head and so enormous they extended past his
shoulders.

"Oh, great, this is just like after Mom died. Kasumi, get the pills..."

"I think maybe your father should get some sleep," Nodoka
offered cordially, reaching over the table to pat Akane's hand.

While subtly backing the HELL away from the table and getting ready to run
for the hills.

"Y-yeah..." Akane grimaced, struggling to find a reason
behind her father's appearance that didn't involve
straightjackets, and failing. She stood up, and headed towards
Soun to take him by the arm. "Come on, Dad, let's head back to
bed, all right?"

"We can get you some nice candy. You like the nice candy, right? Let's eat
the nice candy."

"Buenos dias!" he proclaimed genially at her before she
could even reach him. His voice boomed, filled with such a
commanding yet affable tone that it was hard to believe it was
actually Soun Tendo. "Sleep? No, We are feeling so much better.
Yes, We feel an improvement. We look more like Ourselves now."

If by that you mean "like a minimart exploded", then yes.

"Hey, I didn't do nothin'!" Ranma objected, but Nabiki had
fallen silent. She was staring past, her eyes wide and
unblinking, straight at Genma. Ranma waved his hand in front of
her a few times, puzzled, then shrugged and turned to see what
she was staring at. He saw it, and instantly recoiled with a
"Gah!" that caught everyone's attention.
Standing on Genma's shoulder was a little green man.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! XD

The panda jerked

EWWWWW, WE DO *NOT* NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!

*snip description of the Prince* EXCELLENT description. ^_^

"Oh... my," Kasumi said, trying politely not to stare.
"It's so cute!"

Hehehee.

"What the HELL is that?" Ranma stood up quickly, backing
up protectively towards Nabiki and Akane.

"And why am I afraid of something I could probably knock to the moon with my
dick?"

"Dear?" Nodoka prodded Genma's arm, only mildly concerned
about this turn of events. "There's a tiny Martian standing on
your shoulder..."

Gotta love how unflappable that woman is. XD

"Martian?" Soun scoffed. "He is no such thing. You must be
thinking of his cousin."

*SNRK*

Puffing out his chest and crossing his
arms with condescension, he looked down at the undersized person
on the panda's shoulder. "Ah, Prince. We have been found.
Sniffed out of hiding by Our own kin. We should have known Our
tiny tot would discover Our whereabouts soon enough."

Yeah, it'd be kinda hard to miss the King of All Cosmos going missing, and
probably even easier to figure out where he actually WENT, because that kind
of thing is bound to leave a trail.

Nabiki narrowed her eyes and stared accusingly at her
father. "There might be something that you and Mom forgot to
tell us, Daddy."

What, you didn't know you were a space alien, Nabiki?

Akane stepped back, suddenly very fearful of both the
small interloper as well as her own father. Had the real Soun
been kidnapped by a race of miniature green aliens? Would
someone pop out from behind a wall and reveal the hidden camera
so everyone could join in one big laugh?

Nah, that only happens at the end of your *normal* life, Akane.

"Ah, yes." Soun harrumphed and shook off Akane's hand. "We
suppose We should allow for an appropriate explanation for this
disturbance. Please stand by, We are very sorry for the
inconvenience."

XD

"Being such that We have intruded upon this most humble
household," Soun began, once they were all seated at attention,
"it is Our duty to allay your distress. So let Us introduce
Ourselves: We are the Great and Fabulous King Of All Cosmos."

"And We have been VERY NAUGHTY."

Genma pulled up a sign, "Oh yeah, he's cuckoo." He pulled
another, "Pass his side-dish, please."

Heheheh.

"You," Nabiki arched an eyebrow at him, "A king. And you,"
she jerked her head towards the green-clad visitor, "A prince."
The petite Prince chirped and nodded, bowing his entire body to
do so. "Let me tell you, Daddy, this is not how I planned to
become royalty."

"My plan involved lots and lots of blackmail."

"How... how'd you do that?" Ranma asked, amazed.
Soun turned to him, bored. "A little thing for Us. But you
must confess: does the sight of Our magnificent Chin not inspire
you? Are you not helplessly enthralled by the wonder and glory
of Our marvelous, kingly Chin?"

It's offset by the ridiculousness of the Royal Nose. :P

The Prince stopped jumping and buried his face in his
hands, mortified.

I don't blame him. Poor kid.

"This is most peculiar and strange," Soun said. "Our fans
thrill and swoon at the mere sight of Our Royal Chin. Could it
be that this is no longer their taste? Is it possible that We...
are not trendy anymore? That We are not at the vanguard of
vogues?"

Awwwwww.

Almost as if reacting to her sentiment, Ranma slammed his
hands on the table and pointed at the Prince. "You! You're
behind this, ain't ya? You took over Mr. Tendo's brain or
scrambled it or something, and you probably want to do the same
thing to us!" He smirked confidently. "Well, I'll tell you
something: Ranma Saotome's head is too hard for you to crack!"

I'm not even gonna say it. It's too easy.

Shocked by the hostile display, the Prince fled across the
table and tripped on a chopstick. He did not shake so much as
vibrate

[Kasumi] "Oh, MY!" *snatches him up and runs off to her room*

"Ranma! That was cruel!" Akane said, surprising herself.
For all she knew, he was right. Soun had attached the rolls of
paper towels in a reasonable imitation of the Prince's tube-
shaped head, and he recognized --or, at least, responded to-- 
the minuscule minion. On the other hand, he didn't seem to be
too distraught over the Prince's predicament.

Yep, he's got paternal indifference down to a science.

"A pity," Soun said with a moan. "This man-like body We
have borrowed is still unfit to channel Our vast and terrible
powers."

Soun hasn't been taking his Viagra.

"Violence! Aggression! Fisticuffs intended for Our Royal
person! How very disturbing,"

Damn, you REALLY have the King-speak thing down. XD

Soun said reproachfully. He lifted
a hand. "Stop!" he commanded, and they did, momentarily. "Had We
not told you earlier? We are the King of All Cosmos! We, who
scandalously and delightfully broke the starry sky and gained
popularity without parallel just last year! We have momentarily
borrowed your father's body. We're taking it for a spin, for a
short cavort around the block,

We are kicking the tires, checking the oil, browsing the Internet for a
Carfax report...

Nabiki narrowed her eyes at this statement. With a soft
"Hmm" of interest, she rose from the table and hurried to her
room.

Oh dear. THAT doesn't bode well.

"It was a spur of the moment choice," the man said,
noncommittally. "We do have to admit, your father presented us
with a manly aspect that comes quite close to matching Our own."

Translation: He's every bit as eccentric, and nobody would be surprised at
all to see him trotting around in a rhinestone-studded pleather jumpsuit.

The Prince leapt up, waving his arms and squeaking.
"Oh. So you came to warn Us and We failed to listen. An
oversight most wretched! But it is of no matter, the Prince of
All Cosmos should have been able to capture Our vast, universal
attention. We might forgive you in due time. For now, let Us
slip and let Us hide."

Man, he's as good at shifting the blame as Genma. XD

"No! You mustn't," said King protested, giving Ranma
pause. "The Queen must never know We are here!"

[Nodoka, Ranma, Genma] "This is all sounding WAY too familiar."

Meanwhile, Nodoka watched as the Prince walked, much like
a marionette, towards Soun's forgotten rice bowl, and began to
munch the rice one grain at a time. "My, my, how disgraceful,"
Nodoka said with a hint of disapproval in her voice. "What kind
of husband would hide from his wife like that?"
The panda sitting beside her wisely declined to comment.

XDXDXDXDXD

It was a... gigantic would be too modest a word. Colossal
and gargantuan also failed to do it justice. But what other
quality would apply to the tube-headed woman who currently
loomed over Tokyo, looking down on the Tendo Dojo like a man
would look upon a flea?

XD

Akane instantly realized that the white glow all around
was, in fact, the morning light being reflected by the woman's
impossibly vast skirt. Just like the Prince, her head had the
shape of a cylinder and it was wide, very, very wide. In lieu of
an antenna, though, she wore a modest crown, and her head was
not green but white, with pink bands at each end as well as pink
trim around her face. Her dress, or as much of it as Akane could
see, was composed of a very elegant if antiquated pink blouse
with long sleeves, puffed shoulders and a wide frill around her
neck. Her skirt, as white and pristine as her head, extended far
beyond the neighborhood, and Akane vaguely suspected its trim
lay somewhere beyond Nerima.

Which means there's probably a LOT of nosebleeds going on right about now.

Ranma was having none of that, though. "HOLY SHIT!" he
exclaimed, standing over Akane and pointing at the Queen. "D'you
see THAT? She's HUGE! She, she... She's GODDAMN HUGE!"

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

"She says she saw her husband and son somewhere near
here," Kasumi said, then looked up with an affable smile, "Would
you like to come in for tea, Mrs. Cosmos?"

Ah, Kasumi...the most truly unflappable person in existence. XD

Akane stared at Kasumi as if to check that her sister's
head wasn't tube-shaped already.

Or at the very least, short a few tubes.

Much to her surprise, the Queen smiled happily and nodded,
in a gesture very reminiscent of the Prince's own. Before she
could react, though, the Queen stood upright and shone, a
rainbow light so brilliant it made her dizzy for a moment. When
her senses settled down, Akane saw that the Queen stood in the
middle of the yard, a woman no taller than Nodoka, with her
hands clasped demurely before her. Oddly enough, she looked
completely human but for her tube head --her hands and feet were
as rosy and five-fingered as any other person's. She was also,
Akane noticed grimly, as well-endowed as a Saotome.

XD

(BTW, might wanna knock the 'and feet' part out of that sentence.)

"How'd she... but she was... small... freaking big...
what..." Ranma looked at her and up at the sky, back and forth
and back again, until he turned to Akane and demanded an
explanation. She just slowly opened and closed her mouth, like a
gasping fish.

Yeah, this is far too weird even for THEM.

Giggling shyly, the Queen said something about moods and
atmospheric pressure. There was very little response they could
give to that.

*snrk*

"Would you come in?" Kasumi offered. The Queen giggled
again, covering her mouth with her hand, and followed the eldest
Tendo sister while Ranma orbited defensively around Akane.

[Akane] *PUNT* "Dammit, Ranma, STOP MOONING ME!"

When they entered the dining room, they saw only Genma
sitting very still at the table. The Prince was no longer eating
Soun's rice; rather, he had pulled the white and sticky lump
onto the table and wadded it up into a perfect ball, which he
was busily rolling all over the table.

Some habits never die, I suppose.

The panda shuddered. The Prince stopped rolling his rice
ball --which by now had a pair of chopsticks, some fish-cake,
and a dried sardine attached-- and flew straight like an arrow
to the Queen's side.

"Mommy! <3"

"What a stunning and disturbing reversal. This leaves Us
no choice: We will save the pandas no more," he declared
severely.

*SNRK*

Impatient, the Queen stomped her foot again and
cleared her throat. "Ah, yes," he said, quickly drawing himself
up to his full stature  and composing himself. "Our lovely
Queen, what a delightful chance that you should find Us here. A
truly amazing coincidence."

When in doubt, act casual, eh?

The Queen pouted, visibly annoyed. She said she knew what
the King had done, and that he was setting a most dreadful
example for his son. Finally, she was very adamant about wanting
him to go back with her before he could have a chance to break
something else.

Isn't there LESS chance of him doing that the way he currently is, though?
:P

_ALL STARS VANISH FROM THE NIGHT SKY_, the headline read,
followed by _MOON ALSO SUSPECTED MISSING_.
"But... the stars are still there," Akane said. "I saw
them just last night! The Moon, too!" She blinked oddly at the
King. "And how could anyone break a star, anyway?"
"Ah, both were Our doing," the King said proudly. "Stars
shatter like so many sugar cubes under our awesome touch. Yet,
We rebuilt the sky with brand new stars of Our own. Much more
stylish, lively ones, flashier than ever." The Queen fixed him
with a gaze, and he corrected, "Yes, We had some minor help from
the Prince, who rolled them up for Us. But it was Our endless
sense of fashion that remade those piddly katamari into the
shiny shards that sailors like so much."

Very nice, Kingspeak-laden summary of the original Katamari Damashii plot.
:)

"It is but one of Our numerous powers and thingamajigs,"
the King explained. "Alas, this is a first for Us! We find
Ourselves extremely sorry to say that We are unable to comply
with Our lovely Queen's request, well and truly sorry. Technical
difficulties, you see."
"What do you mean, 'technical difficulties'?"

Again, it involves Viagra.

The King shrugged disdainfully. "We are bored with these
questions, Our Royal skin is made all dry and goosebumpy with so
many of them. Come, Prince, We have many more chores for Our
Son to roll up."
He spun away from Akane's gaze, but quickly noticed that
the Prince had not budged an inch. Shocked, he struck a mighty
pose of raw command and turned towards him and the Queen. "Come,
We said!"
The Prince almost obeyed, but the Queen shook her head and
motioned towards Akane, directing him, in turn, to answer her.

Heh...you're not getting away with it THIS time, Your Royal Screwballness.

"Here's the way I see it," Ranma said, cracking his
knuckles. "If you don't leave now, I'm gonna beat you right
outta Mr. Tendo's body. I'll just hafta apologize to him later."

Ah, the direct approach. XD

He took a step forward. The King instantly replied by
striking another, more dynamic pose, but it had no effect. The
pigtailed boy still seemed ready to tussle with him, and the
three sisters seemed rather put off by the whole deal --the
middle one had a very sharp and scary look in her eyes,
particularly, while the oldest one was clinging to the Queen's
arm (a peculiar and quizzical action, in his Royal Opinion) in
expectation.

It's six against one, Kingy. XD

Plus, the young man threatened with hand to hand combat.
That was a no-no: the King still remembered the boxing days of
his childhood.

Heh!

With a fabulous and lightning-quick flourish, the King
fell back to his more usual pose with his arms crossed over his
chest. "A confession!" he called out, "A Royal confession of
crime and felony! Prince!" He pointed at his son, who
immediately flew to him. "We did it again. Oops, yes, We did it.
The Moon is gone. Kaput, kablooie, burst like so much phooey."
The Prince stared at him in betrayal, no longer able to float up
to the King's level and drifting all the way down in utmost
dismay.

Awww. ;_;

"Tragedy struck Us! And indeed, the previous Moon did. In
Our rush, We were blindsided. Cut off in traffic by a chunk of
Moon.

Oh dear. XD

Our sacrifice was helpful and lucky, lucky for all,
because that chunk could have smashed Earth and dropped real-
estate values for too many of Our fans. Unlucky for Us, because
it knocked Us cold. We had speed, We had haste... We had
unstoppable momentum. We had forgotten Our shin pads. Now Earth
is full of many things, King-bits included. The King of All
Cosmos is not above curry nor karma, so the Moon broke Us just
like We had broken it.

....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

"But don't be alarmed, Our Queen! We are safe and sound.
We found four-star lodging in this temporary figure, and We can
leave once it's ready. It's a bit of a fix-'er-upper, but it can
grow into Us in a few days, give or take a month."

........................................

Yyyyyyyyyyeah I don't think the Tendous and the Saotomes are gonna go along
with that.

"Wait, so you're saying that you don't have a body of your
own, so you'll completely take over Dad's body in a month?"
Nabiki asked coldly.
"That's... that's very rude!" Kasumi said.

Exactly.

Akane had had enough. Shaking her head free of all the
surprises, bombshells and revelations, she grabbed the King by
her father's gi and said, "Look, I don't care who you are, where
you came from or even if you really can make or break stars. All
I wanna know is what do we have to do to get rid of you and get
our father back. Got it?"

Oh lord, she's gonna be sorry she asked that.

It was mostly spherical, colored bright green and the size
of a baseball. But its surface was also covered with about a
dozen large bumps, each adorned by multicolored concentric
rings, and placed so closely together it hardly seemed like a
sphere anymore.
"Presenting..." the King said, "A katamari!"

And so begins the Quest From Hell. XD

The Queen clapped and cheered politely. The Prince, still
on the floor, leapt up and down in glee.

You'd think the Prince would be sick to DEATH of those things by now...

"Not just any clump," the King allowed the katamari to
roll off his hand and onto the floor. The Prince was drawn
instinctively to it, and quickly began to roll it all around the
room. In less than a minute, a multitude of minuscule objects had
gotten stuck to the katamari's surface --coins, buttons, cookies
that nobody had ever seen before, a couple of pencils, and a
quail's egg. Kasumi blinked at that one.

XD

The katamari rose from the floor on its own accord, coming
to rest on the King's outstretched hand. He looked upon the
clump of random junk, insignificant and discarded items no one
would have missed or wanted otherwise, and to Akane's eyes it
seemed as though he saw the entire Universe within it. "This..."
he finally said, in a much more sober voice that betrayed a hint
of sincere gladness, "is how We make stars."
The Prince leapt up and down, vying for his father's
attention. The King returned from his reverie and spoke once
again in his haughty tone. "Yes, yes. The most you collected
with this katamari was... coins. Yes, We will now dub this the
'Family Riches' Star."

Heheheh. Nice touch. :)

He lifted his hand, and the katamari slowly floated
upwards to the middle of the room. It hovered near the lamp for
a second and then, in a flash of the purest and brightest light
they had ever seen, it became a tiny, shining star.

Pwetty!

Akane merely let herself drift along with the stardust,
finding herself crying both in wonder as well as the ultimate
realization that it was all real, and it was all happening. It
was at once both miraculous and terrible, bringing joy and
anxiety. These were the King and Queen and Prince of All Cosmos,
and her father's fate was now inexorably linked to theirs.

Sucks, huh?

It wasn't exactly that, the Queen said. There were plenty
of stars in the sky already, and the Prince was busy making more
and more as needed. But if they wanted to help the King, so they
could get their father back, they would have to use the katamari
to roll up...

The King's Royal Crotch.

"A fabulous, magnificent and Royal self that is Us through
and through," the King said. "A body as fit and strong and as
incalculably large as We used to be. And, of course, seeing how
We have had the fortune of appropriating _your_ father's
body..." He set his hands firmly on Akane's shoulders.

Oh dear. XD

"It is only natural. We have always had Our Son roll up
new stars and planets for Us and our loving fans," the King said
easily, then allowed himself a brief smile. "It follows that Our
temporary, honorary and illustrious Daughter will follow in his
lead."
Besides, the Queen reminded her, she did ask what they
could do. In a way, she volunteered for the task.

Makes sense to me.

"You cannot roll a katamari with a spirit like that. We
are so very disappointed, We almost thought you had it." Ranma
tensed at the words, incensed by the attitude. "This task is for
Our new short-term Daughter alone. She has a long way to go
before catching up to the Prince, but We are confident in the
purpose and goal behind her katamari."

Well, at least she has an actual desire to do it...not like the poor Prince,
who was pretty much bullied into fixing his own father's mess...

Without another word, he began to lead Akane away, towards
the dojo. She looked back at him, concern etched in her eyes,
but she found the King's pull irresistible. All she could do was
offer a strained grin of apology, but that only infuriated Ranma
even further.
"H-hey, Akane! Wait a damn minute!" he yelled. "You can't
just... Hey, I'm talking to you! You..." He reared up, and let out
a shout that would shake windows all over the house, "YOU STUPID
SO-CALLED HIGHNESS!"

XD

Oh man, this has so much potential to be hilarious...keep it going!!

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