Wee. A pity I haven't had time to work too much on this. Next chapter is
abut 15% done. But I am cutting into the C+C backlog a bit. I think I
still have a chapter of Chibification somewhere.

And by the time you get around to C&Cing it, I might have completely
rewritten it because I've seen more of the plot-centric parts of Conan now
and have a LOT of retooling to do. @_@

Avenging
Act III, All You Need is Hate
Prologue: Opening Movement

*all the Avengers except Hulk flee the mansion in terror*

[Hawkeye] "That does it...NO MORE BEANS FOR THE HULK!"

Already used a fart joke in the first arc. No sense in beating the horse
dead

I know, that's why I made a diarrhea joke instead ^_^

life-shifting change. A permanent one. Once a person immersed themselves
in the magical waters, their former life would be forever lost to the
new being that emerged.

[Mino-Tarou] *rises up out of the spring and puts an oversized pair of
sunglasses on* "Moo, bitches."

% The A-Bra-Mination cannot speak in anything other than moos and grunts.

:)

Hush, you. :P

She had already done that once, in fashion, casting off her old life the
way a snake shed its skin. In a way more painful than any snake had ever
shed a skin. Now it was time to take that path once again. Less painful,
but just as thorough. Perhaps moreso. Sixty-nine people

Giggity!

I've cut this back. Less than fifty now.

Awwwww.

She hit it with a loud splash and disappeared from view.

And kept on going until she came out the other side of the Earth, because
she jumped into Spring of Drowned Shadowcat.

Heh. No. No plans for Kitty Pryde in this. Xavier is in charge of the
Alice Academy, though.

O_o;; Now THAT is a SCARY thought.

(And that reminds me, I need to get back to that...I left off at like
episode 9...)

"But the ninja in the corner with the creepy eyes and the tattoo on his
forehead is a bit unnerving. Can you kinda...ask him to go somewhere else
maybe?"

% Onsokomaru (sp?) has the market cornered on ninjas. And when the
Ninjaworld amusement parks open up, watch out world!

Oh dear XD DO NOT TAUNT HAPPYFUN FACEBALL!

�I can think of plenty of reasons.� Venom dripped from her voice. �Some
information has come to my attention that implies you and your
department are in the midst of a genocidal campaign against what can
only be described as �cat people�.�

..................................................

....I'm sorry, but in absolutely NO context can I make myself take that
seriously.

% Being familiar with the Geobreeders storyline helps with the context
here. Hints of this were in the Hulkbusters chapter when I introduced
Irie. Now that subplot is starting to see fruition.

Ahhh, okay. No clue, then.

% Besides, this is anime. How can you not see a race of cat girls
running around? It's obligatory.

Point taken. ^_^

The second man spoke again, voice seething in anger. �Yes, I too want
the world to know how we rescued all of these poor, helpless animals

>from this butcher, this so-called �High Evolutionary�.�

O_o;;

Actually, while there was no way to convey this without it being
awakward, it is save to assume he had a number of failures in trying to
evolutionarily advances various animals. So he's partially correct.

Actually, the O_o;; was for the very USE of the High Evolutionary and the
whole Wundagore thing. I only remember them from that one VERY
badly-received animated Spiderman series...

But what was most unsettling was that while the barracks were inhabited
by many, not one of them was human. All of them bore features of
animals, mainly in the face. All were easily recognizable as a menagerie
of mammals and a handful of reptiles.

And one cephalopod.

No. There was a cockroach once. He didn't turn out so good, though.
He'll pop up later.

Yeah, cockroaches are good at that.

"In other words, we're dead men walking."

Nah. They aren't homicidal. Their code doesn't allow for killing
annoying people.

Pity mine does, but the law won't allow me to act on it. :(

I know exactly how you feel.

�I am a guinea pig,� a voice piped up from the back.

*SNRK*

That was one that came on the fly. Some jokes come to me first, then I
work a scene to have them. Like when I saw an episode of Ouran High
School Club. Ooo, I'm going to have fun with them in this.

Heh!

Yakumo thought he would vomit. �Knights? My god, he�s even open about
turning you into soldiers for some insane militaristic conquest. He has
to be stopped now.�

�Oh?� the leopard man asked, putting on a breastplate with a skull on
the chest.

This would be the point at which SANE people would LEAVE.

Or which determined people carry on where less devoted ones would fall
by the wayside.

Same diff.

But not me, because I'm better and smarter than anyone else, and above
such weaknesses. Just ask me and I'll tell you. For instance, I enjoy
Carrot Top.

I enjoy him too. I particularly enjoy the effeminate squealing sound he
makes when a high carbon circular saw blade bites into his scrotum at
400rpms...

Even if it's against their wishes?

It's for their own good. Haven't parents been telling children this for
ages? It's the same thing. They're like giant, furry children forced to
work in a high tech sweatshop.

Making Hello Kitty vibrators?

Man Beast scowled at his feline comrade. �Quit flirting with the human,
you insolent....� He stopped and sniffed the air, then looked at
Overrider, who seemed more apprehensive than ever.

Uh-oh XD

This is foreshadowing.

Naw, really? :D

Ah, the same one that breeds people who say crap like "You can't hug your
children with nuclear arms".

And somewhere, Radioactive Man's heart just broke.

Poor Radioactive Man... ;_;

Thanks for the comments.

Anytime!

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