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[Kishimoto's Ninja Lawyers] "LAWSUIT NO JUTSU!"
Bah, if Kishimoto had ninja lawyers, one hopes that the writers for the
current Naruto anime filler episodes would have started mysteriously
'disappearing' a long time ago...
Aww, come on, not ALL of the filler is bad. I *love* the filler with Hinata.
Now, I agree that the Star Village filler should be excised from existence,
but...
Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Sometimes writing daily-life type
stuff can be a fun and relaxing exercise. ^_^
Perhaps... but do you _really_ want me to spend four hundred pages
describing > Sakura reading books and taking notes, or repeatedly punching a
tree?
Four HUNDRED? No. Four, fourteen, forty? Why not. ^_^
"Why do all the important men in my life either have to be busy,
missing, or
crippled when I'm horny?!"
...If you keep reading this fic, remember you said this O_o;
That bodes ominously. I like it! XD
Ano...slight hitch here. IIRC, Naruto actually LEFT Konoha and went to
the
hot springs town a bit apart from the village to train with Ebisu, and
that's where he actually met Jiraiya. Additionally, there's no
indication
that Sakura ever met or even SAW Jiraiya until MUCH later...in fact,
Jiraiya
didn't even personally set foot back inside Konoha until after the whole
invasion thing.
Now, Sakura WOULD have known that Naruto ran off to train with Ebisu,
so...
Hmm... I'll have to re-read the chapters after the exam; i don't remember
them
leaving Konoha. Of course, Ebisu's very existence slipped my mind entirely
as
well, so it may be true...
There's a town near Konoha which is a hot springs resort village, and it's
THERE where Jiraiya spends about 80% of his time since he left Konoha. It's
also there where Ebisu took Naruto for training.
Aaaah, Kakashi. What a sexist dick he is...
Well, perhaps he can't be blamed; with the exception of perhaps Temari,
the
kunoichi in Naruto fare far worse than their male counterparts at every
level
of experience. Even Tsunade is almost beaten by _Kabuto_ >_<;...
Kabuto is a HELL of a lot more dangerous than he looks. And, quite frankly,
I'm not entirely sure Orochimaru is the one we should be afraid of...
"Boring History Lesson No Jutsu!"
That's an interesting idea ^_^. Sakura _is_ a genjutsu type, according to
canon. A technique where the victim is trapped in an illusion of a
never-ending history lesson might be as terrifying as Tayuya's
flesh-melting
trick...
XD!
Noting the serious look on her face, the chuunin gave her a reassuring
pat
on the shoulder. "Heh, don't sweat it. You got years ahead of you to
decide. Better get going though," he suggested, waving her through he
gate. "Anko-sama's coming this way, and she's looking at me like she
thinks I'm trying to chat you up."
And given the kind of person Anko is, she might just ENCOURAGE it.
...just... remember o_O;
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
"Shut up! It's none of your business! What would a pig know about
diseases, anyway?"
Well, I suspect Ino knows a LOT about venereal diseases...
Eeeew... they're only 12~13! >_<;
And? Your point? :P
When they arrived at the hospital, the medical nins were just winding
down
in their explanation to Lee's parents
What parents? :P
Was it mentioned somewhere that Lee is an orphan?
Yup.
gave an involuntary shudder. *NO WAY IN HELL! I'LL TRAIN NAKED BEFORE I
LET THAT _MONSTROSITY_ TOUCH ANOTHER INCH OF MY SKIN!*
Please do! h.h
...-_-;
Hey, I'm a pervert. I'm entitled.
...remember O_O;
"Gangbang no Jutsu!"
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Please do not stare at my crotch.
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