a Ranma 1/2 Crossover Fanficton


                               Everyone has a master
                              Jeder hat seinen Meister


                               written by Kawaii-e

                                    [{(<*>)}]


Tokyo, one o' clock in the afternoon, an old man and a young women sat in a
coffee shop and negotiated.

She said: "I charge at least 500'000 Yen for this information."

"That's daylight robbery!" did he counter: "I can get this little piece of
information everywhere on the street!"

"The won't say anything!" She explained.

He: "I pay 100 Yen."

She: "Your understating, no information for less than 500'000!"

He: "500'000 is too much! Settle it at 150 Yen!"

She: "You're persistent, I'll give you a discount, making it 499'900 Yen!"

He: "I can't pay more than 200 yen because of simple logistic reasons."

She: "499'000 Yen. That's my last offer."

He: "250 Yen, but only because I feel generous."

She: "495'000 Yen, I can not charge less."

He: "300 yen, and no penny more!"

She: "494'500 Yen. And nothing less!"

He: "350 Yen!"

She: "494'000 Yen!"

He: "400!"


She: "493'500!"

He: "450!"

She: "493'000!"


                                    [{(<*>)}]


Tokyo, five o' clock in the evening, an old man and a young lady were still
negotiating.

He said, exhausted: "OK, we agree on the price of 5'263 Yen."

She, also exhausted agrees: "Agreed, 5'263 Yen."

He gave her the money and she began to count it.

Then he asked: "The Information please."

"Yes, the Neko Hanten is three blocks to the left." did she answer.

He thanked her a little sarcastic: "Thank you very much, miss Tendo, it's
always a pleasure to do business with you.

She answers sarcastic too: "Thank you too, mister McDuck, thank
you too."


                                    [{(<*>)}]

Authors Note:
Those, which didn't catch the second crossover, should watch some Duck Tales.

Nabiki Tendo was created by Rumiko Takahashi
Scrooge McDuck by Karl Bracks
100 Yen ~= 1 Euro ~= 1.2 Dollar

                                    [{(<*>)}]

Series: Ranma 1/2, Duck Tales
Title: Everyone has a master
Chapter: 1
Author: Z�riHB / KawaiiImoto-e
Web site: http://zuerihb.googlepages.com
Genre: One shots
Status: complete


Synopsis: Negotiating is every business person's number one skill.

Greetings
<+> Z�riHB / Kawaii-e

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