Subject: [FFML] [Ranma] A Little Poem
From: "Cute Neko Hibiki" <wbanks@jam.rr.com>
Date: 6/19/2006, 12:46 AM
To: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>


Ranma Ranma ramen eater, went to the store to buy wood for his heater. When 
he got to the store his mood became hearty and hale, for what did he see but 
a sign proclaiming 'firewood half price right now, on sale'. He bought his 
firewood and then in a jump did he roam, on his way back home. On his way 
home who did he meet but a cute glasses wearing girl named Cherry, who waved 
all happy, joyous, and merry. Ranma took one look at Cherry, and blushed as 
bright red as a strawberry. For on her front lawn Cherry was doping 
something that set him in a tizzy, it was something interesting and she was 
quite busy. For in sight of the old folks, adults, and all his peers, Cherry 
was thrusting her pussy up and down on the rubber handle of a pair of garden 
sheers. Ranma blushed and kept muttering 'nnn, nnn, nnn', and then he turned 
and he did run. On the way he did trip on a rake, and with a mighty splash 
he fell in the lake. Cursing her luck she emerged from the lake, and then 
kicked the rake. The rake did sail to the west, and hit a wasp nest. The 
wasp did swarm towards her, and she screamed and took off like a blur. She 
came to rest atop an old well, and she sat down to rest a spell. The roof 
was made of tin and with a creak it gave way and she fell, down down down 
into the cold dark hole of the well. When she hit the bottom with a mighty 
splash, her pants ripped and she lost all of her cash. While moving around 
on the floor, she found a secret door. She opened it then and went into a 
room, and got a feeling of doom. For in the middle of the room was a box 
that was quite old, covered with dust, cobwebs, and mold. She opened the box 
and what did she find that she could then loudly claim 'mine', but a vampire 
dressed in the old court style and looking quite fine. The vampire awoke and 
loudly said, "Thief, I shall drink your blood and you shall be dead!" Ranma 
gave quite a yell, and away from the vampire she fell. Just as the vampire 
came closer and Ranma wished she were in London, Rome, or Paris, who should 
come along and save her but Xander Harris. Xander charged in and hit the 
vampire with a pointed stake thrust, and the undead monster turned into 
dust. Xander asked "Ranma are you alright, you know... coming here wasn't 
very bright." Ranma ignored the insult to her mind, and looked upon this 
stupendous find. She observed as out of a bottle of water he took a drink, 
and she did give him a wink. She licked her lips, and wiggled her hips. She 
made a decision right then and there, Xander Harris's children she would 
bear.

To Be Continued...




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