Eva Lemon!
Asuka was overcome when she saw Misaki's lemons, so she attacked them
when she was not looking, but was quickly caught. Unfortunately, Asuka's
rought handling had already turned them all bumpy and swollen, so they
we4nt to ask help from Gendo, but he couldn't see anything from behind
the glint of his own glasses.
Unfortunately, Rei was just passing through and, when she saw Misaki's
lemons, she quickly squeezed the juice out of them into a glass and
gulped it down while her blood-red eyes glinted maniacally.
This was all too much for Shinji, who fainted.
Luckily, Gendo was able to summon help by sending "SOS" in morse with
glints from his glasses, so Rei who had gone into lemon-induced
overdrive got some other targets to soak with her now lemon-scented
juices than poor Asuka. Shinji, who had recovered, hoped that he hadn't
when he saw what Rei did to Gendo. In a desperate attempt to forget he
and Asuka embraced each other like they never had before, and soon Rei
joined them. This caused some confusion, since Rei was still doing
unspeakable things to Gendo, until Shinji realized that this must be
another Rei clone that had just now spontaneously grown from her
lemon-scented juices that were all around Gendo's office at this point.
Poor Misaki could only wail in horror looking at her lemons, which had
been squeezed dry by rampaging Rei. Then she decided that she could as
well get some of the taste herself, and went to lick Rei's lemon juices.
They turned into another Rei clone beneath her tongue, but she kept
licking anyway, noticing that this Rei had a pleasant lemon taste to her
skin. A few more Reis spontaneously generated and attended to Gendo's
security force, leaking more lemon juices in the process. Pretty soon
there were lemon-scented Reis everywhere, and the whole world became a
public fest of Rei-licking. Wars ended and everyone had a good time.
There was only one thing that could stop the general lemon-scented
merriment.
Then the lemon fairy appeared and obliterated the forces attacking Earth
so the party would not be disturbed. And they all lived off of Rei's
lemon juices happily ever after, until the mass of all the Rei's became
so much that Earth collapsed into a black hole and exploded from
Hawking's radiation, spreading frozen droplets of Rei's lemon juices
towards every unsuspecting world in the universe. Finally, the entire
universe collapsed from the collective mass of Rei's, and came to an end
in the Big Crunch, but at least there was a lot of lemon-scented Rei's
to have fun with before that.
The End.
And next to work on my fic "Pollen", the epic tragic story of forbidden
incestual love between Tsunami the tree and Funaho the tree, with
botanically correct lemon scenes - prudes and allergics beware ;).
On Thu, 2006-06-15 at 19:00, Elsa Bibat wrote:
What!?!
You know I only joined the FFML for the hot yuri lemons!!!
You know, those with the lemons lacking in any sort of knowledge in grammar
and female arousal!!! Or even decency and common sense!!!!!!
Why don't people write those anymore?!?!?
^_^
But seriously, no one writes good lemons anymore, Sturgeon's Law taken also
into account. All I see is male slash. ^_-
I have to dig for the good stuff nowadays!!! ^_^
-----Original Message-----
From: ffml-bounce@anifics.com [mailto:ffml-bounce@anifics.com] On Behalf Of
the DragonBard
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 11:43 PM
To: rms@eclipse.net; c_j_angel@hotmail.com
Cc: ffml@anifics.com
Subject: [FFML] Re: Why the FFML is really dying
Don't forget Eva lemons.
From: "Bob Schroeck" <rms@eclipse.net>
Reply-To: rms@eclipse.net
To: "Christopher Angel" <c_j_angel@hotmail.com>
CC: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>
Subject: [FFML] Re: Why the FFML is really dying
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:22:26 -0400 (EDT)
It does bring up a point though - we're looking at expanding the content
here, and that means considering HP, and that brings up another
dangerous
subject - underage smutfics. Restrictedsection.org and
adultfanfiction.net are chock full of the stuff, so there's quite the
fanbase for it.
We might want to consider making rules like 'if it's illegal in a large
number of North American jurisdictions, it's not welcome here.'
Sooo... no more "Sailor Moon" lemons, then? <grin>
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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