I'll drink to that, Nakajima. Or the story could have been about  Ryoga 
instead of Ranma. That would have virtually written itself.  

* * * * * * * *
The President of the United States frowned severely at the Director of  the 
CIA. "Now, let me get this straight. You have absolutely no idea how that  
intruder managed to slip past every checkpoint and security measure and  
countermeasure, pick up a very sensitive document that could spell the end  of my 
party's majority rule for the next fifty years, and now, you have no  idea where he 
went?"
 
"Sir, we have reason to believe that that man was, in fact, a ninja."
 
"A ninja," the President repeated incredulously.
 
"Yes. The Japanese have been breeding ninja for centuries, specially  
training them for a worldwide military takeover due to occur within the next  fifteen 
years, once the country has shaken off its pacifist ways."
 
"A ninja." The President wondered just how hard was the director hitting  the 
sauce at night.
 
"Precisely, Sir."
 
"...All right. Let's say he was, in fact, a ninja. Explain that huge green  
ball and crater it left on the front lawn of the Pentagon."
 
"That, Sir, is a secret new WMD the Japanese have been developing for  years. 
It's extremely sinister and only the most hardened and callous would dare  
employ it."
 
"... and that WMD is called what?"
 
"...Nuclear Flatulence Bombs. The bleeding edge of biochemical  warfare."
 
The President stared at the CIA Director, who said everything with a  sincere 
and straight face. "I don't know what you drink at night, but bring it  over 
and share with me and the Missus next time."
 
"Yes, Sir."
 
End
 
Can't you tell I've been reading Tom Clancy's Op  Center series lately?
 
Adrian  Moten



"Oh, come off it. You think you can just escape? Walk  out of this world like 
it's some bad movie? It's too easy to make like a  bird. To flap your wings 
as you chicken out. [...] The tough part's walking.  Taking what comes along 
and walking right through it. That's what real people  do."
-Eikichi Onizuka, GTO

_EPITOME: The Life of Greg and  Sarah_ (http://logas.comicgenesis.com/)  



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