Reading Larry F's spamfics inspired me to do one of my
own on the same subject. Idea is his... I'm just adding
my own idea to the mix. :)


Doctor Tofu's Books
by Joe Fenton, based on a series of Spamfics by Larry F

Ranma 1/2 belongs to someone else. I'm just borrowing it
for a moment. I'll put it back when I'm done.

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My Impressions #1
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Kasumi glanced over from the cutting board as Ranma
grabbed a carrot.

"Ranma! I'm glad you're here. Can you do me a favor
and return this book to Tofu-sensei?"

Ranma finished the carrot, then took the book she
proffered. "Sure thing, Kasumi." He glanced at the
cover and grimaced. Sure looked like the insides of
something dead to him.

"You know, Kasumi, you ought to go to college or
something instead of just borrowing Tofu-sensei's
books."

Kasumi gave him a blank look.

Ranma waved his hands. "I'm not trying to be insulting.
It's just that you should be doing something more than
just cooking dinner and cleaning up after all of us."

Kasumi smiled in what Ranma could swear was a patronizing
manner.

"Ranma, look at the book."

Ranma glanced at the cover. "Forensic Studies of
Ancient Preservation Techniques."

"Look again."

Ranma sighed and looked again, then grabbed the book
in both hands and stared in amazement.

"BY DOCTOR KASUMI TENDO?!"

Kasumi nodded. "I graduated medical school at twelve."
She stirred a few vegetables into the soup. "Poor Ono-san
could never reconcile himself to calling a thirteen year-
old girl 'sensei'. It's why he gets all flustered around
me." She covered the pot. "I'm just taking a sabatical at
the moment, but I return to my teaching postition at Toudai
in a couple more months."

Ranma was totally flabbergasted. "Then - then - why are you
always borrowing his books? Uh - YOUR books?"

Kasumi giggled slightly. "I'm not borrowing them, silly!
He keeps asking me questions about certain passages, so
I make additional notes that I send back with the books."

Ranma stood staring with his mouth hanging open.

Nabiki came up beside him and noticed the blank look.

"Hello? Anyone home?"

She glanced over at her sister. "I think you broke him.
Good thing you're a doctor."

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