% Got a little time to do this:
Schobronics wrote:
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AZUMANGA TREK
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by Christian "Schobronics" Schober
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You're going to read about the glorious adventures of the
USS Kiyohiko Azuma, NCC-78048, and it's wacky crew. The stories
are in no particular order and can be flashbacks. The Azuma is a
Yeager Class longrange exploration vessel, a frankenstein ship
built out of spare parts from the Intrepid and Peregine Class
scrap heaps at a little federation ship yard nobody has ever
heard of. It's cruising through the galaxy, searching new races
to bring into the Federation. At least it should.
% Got mixed feelings about giving us the information this way, but I
suppose it does what it's supposed to do.
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Crew
Captain - Nyamo
First Officer - Chiyo
Chief Medical Officer - Sakaki
Head Nurse - Kaorin
Helmswoman - Yukari
Weapons Officer - Tomo
Security Chief - Yomi
Science Officer - Kagura
Contact Diplomat - Osaka
Counselor - Himura
Section 31 agent - Maya (yes, Sakaki's cat)
Ship Maskot - Tadakichi
% Mascot
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Chapter 1
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First Contact #1
% Ah, I see. Vingette style, that's a little better.
Osaka stands in front of the hissing alien queen. The
rest of the away team is pressed against the far wall of the room
in fright. Well, all but Tomo, who is poking some alien eggs
with a stick.
% Heh
"You really should join the federation. I'm sure they
can help you with your strange bug infestation..."
% Cute
"Did he have another patient or an appointment?"
"No, nothing. He just looked at me with this creepy
face, said something about me not being a cute girl and threw me
out."
"..."
% Hmm. A bit too obligatory, methinks.
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Captain's Lament #1
Nyamo sits in her command chair, thinking.
"Go to the diplomatic corps, they said. You can make
captain fast there, they said. Well, at least that was true.
Only one other captain got her ship faster, but still, it's not
what I have expected.
%' I expected' or 'I would have expected'
You'll get a brand new ship, they said. Yeah. And here
I am, sitting in my chair in a Yeager Class. A frankenstein ship
built out of spare parts from the Intrepid and Peregine Class
scrap heaps.
% See. I think including the info here would have been better. Might
even want to open with it.
As if that's not enough, my crew seems to be coming from
various such heaps as well. Some are competent with only minor
problems, but most are useless idiots. A scrap crew flying
around in a scrap ship. Someone must really hate me.
Still, I will show them! This ship may be just a bunch
of spare parts, but it's still a good ship. I'll show them that
this crew can be a good crew!"
Nyamo is rudely interrupted in her musings by flying out
of her chair.
% Heh.
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Captain's Lament #2
"What the... What happened?"
Yomi answers, shaking her head, "Tomo just flew us
through the outer atmosphere of this gas giant. She said the
ship needs a new paint job. It's now glowing neon green."
% Well, she's efficient
"Well, maybe I won't show them, afterall..."
% And a follow up.
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Walking #1
I'm walking around the ship, like I do every day. It's
so huge I see new places all the time. The crew is nice. All
the girls always want to smooch with me. They know I'm with
Chiyo, but still most of the young women try to get me to sleep
with them. Sometimes it's bothering me, but they are all so nice
I can't help but fool around with them for a while.
Ah, there is the tall one, Sakaki, coming around a
corner. I run over to greet her the way I always do and she
likes so much. She blushes.
"Hello, Tadakichi-san. Please stop licking my nose..."
% Had me for a moment there. Should have seen it coming.
"Woof!"
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Graduation Day
"You know, I have certain information regarding the
director of the school. I talked to him and asked him to let me
graduate. Since you're better than me you graduated as well."
"You blackmailed him?!?"
"Shh, not so loud. Let's say I persuaded him."
% This one falls a bit flat as well
"..."
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Walking #2
I'm walking around the ship, like I do every day. It's
so huge I see new girls all the time. The crew is nice, but all
the girls run away when they see me. They know I have nobody
special on this ship and still they want nothing to do with me.
Ah, there is Kaorin, my favorite, coming around a corner.
I run over to greet her the way I always do and she likes so
much. She screams.
"Get away from me, you creepy faced hentai!"
% Yep. ID'd him right away.
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USS Chiyo #1
Slowly Tomo sneaks up to Chiyo who sits in the command
chair from behind. Osaka watches the scene unfold, but seems to
be staring right through, maybe deep in thought about the purpose
of live,
% life
the universe and everything. Maybe not.
Suddenly Tomo grabs the little girl's pigtails and bends
them straight backwards shouting, "Hah! These look like warp
nacelles!".
Stray period, and 'Heh
Overall amsuing, though some of them fell a little flat.Will get to the
next one.
DB Sommer
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