--- David McMillan <skyefire@skyefire.org> wrote:

DB Sommer wrote:

The Chiyo noticed the stare. "What is it?"

	The Chiyo?  Like, say, The One?
	I'd just make it "Chiyo noticed..." myself.

...sorry, I just had to:

---

Chiyo somehow locked eyes with Osaka despite the former's oversized
sunglasses.  "You can pull the left pigtail or the right pigtail.  Pull
the left, and you wake up back in your apartment, and this will all
have been one wierd dream.  Pull the right, and I show you just how far
the rabbit hole goes."

"Ah...what if I pull 'em both?"

Chiyo tried to warn her, but Osaka quickly made good on her curiousity.
She helplessly watched the results, now locked out of Osaka's personal
space - as was everything in the Azumatrix - by the azure force field
surrounding her in preparation for a system purge.

There was a reason it was called the Blue Screen of Death.

---

"Soy sauce and boiled brown rice," Yomi said.

Everyone stared at her. "What was that?" Tomo asked.

"Chiyo-chan. She'd taste best with soy sauce and boiled brown rice,

not 

fava beans and Chianti."

	.......oooookaaaaaayyyy...  Isn't Yomi usually the almost-normal
one?

Usually.  But she's also the only one known to obssess about diets and
weight.

	Uh... HUH.  Methinks something is ulterior in the prefecture of 
Yukariville.

Chiyo: As in, something's rotten in Denmark?

Osaka: Something's rotting in Yukari?

Tomo: Oh, I know!  She got it from her boyfr-

Sakaki: *quickly silences Tomo*

Kaorin: Wow!  She's so cool when she's saving us all from painful
death!

Chiyo-chan laughed, but it had an edge of worry in it. "I'm not

sure 

winning was such a good thing. Yukari-sensei said she wanted to

sample 

it again tomorrow to make sure I keep up the good work, and to

bring 

twice as much for judging." She turned to look at the teacher, who

had 

remained in the room, walking around in a good mood as she smiled 
contently from her full stomach.

	You know, there are some interesting things you can do with arsenic,

after building yourself up an immunity...

Chiyo strikes me as more the iocane powder type.  Or is the active
ingredient in that arsenic?

	Bulked-up Yukari.  I don't know whether to LMAO, or RLH.

Both at the same time.

Osaka continued, unaware of the effect of her words. "I'm wearing a

45 

because my favorite player, Tamon Nakamura, wears it. I can't wait

to 

see how he does this season."

	...okay.  I admit it.  I'm sorry, but I first read that as "Tampon 
Nakamura," and... well, never mind.

Osaka: ...you mean I'm not supposed to put Nakamura inside me?

Other girls (except Chiyo): >_>

Chiyo: What do you mean?  He wouldn't fit inside you.

Other girls: <_<

Osaka: Oh, yeah.  I guess he is bigger 'n' a...

Tomo: *gets a tape recorder quickly*

Osaka: And he wouldn't stop the blood flow either.

As they walked, Tomo began to sing.
~~Fish heads, fish heads~~
~~Roly poly, fish heads~~
~~Fish heads, fish heads~~
~~Eat them up, yum~~

	O_O  Holy-!  I thought *I* was the only person who remembered that
tune!

Dude.  Cult classic.  It was even kind of referenced in Macross.  Many
people remember it.  It's also the kind of thing Tomo would memorize to
prove that she knew the "classics" (given as it was before her time).

	Now you just need to do an AD fic that works in "Star Trekkin'" or 
"Let's Blow Up The Tow Trucks."

Yukari's car gets repoed.  Or rather, they try, but Yukari has a
typically Yukari response - possibly with Tomo's assistance.

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