On 03/10/2005 04:31 AM, DB Sommer said:
Pink still had no idea why that bitch Joketsuzoku had done such a
thing to Link. Okay, maybe it had something to do with Pink ambushing
Shampoo first, knocking her out, then dumping her unconscious body
over a nearby waterfall, leaving her for dead. But she had it coming.
When Pink had found her boyfriend, Li sporting two black eyes and
sore ribs, she demanded to know what had happened. He informed Pink
that the Amazon had come onto him, and when he politely explained
that he already had a girlfriend, she beat him up for resisting her
advances. Such an action could never be forgiven. Pink was perfectly
justified in her actions.
The nerve of Shampoo, coming on to Pink boyfriend! How could she
possibly resist him, even if he isn't a pretty girl?
The old man put down his spoon. "Oh ho, yet more mysterious strangers
have found themselves drawn to Mt. Terror, have they?"
Not chopsticks?
"For five days and nights the battle raged, but the forces defending
our homeland were not to be defeated. After much pain and suffering,
they beat back the demon and cast him into the burning {bit : pit}
from whence he came. It was one of the greatest moments of our
country, for the demon had been the leader of an invasion force that
would have surely overrun our proud nation, and eventually, the
world.
"That would prove I was really here. All I need to do is put the
photograph in my memoirs." Pink pulled out her wallet. "I'll take one
of the shirts and the one of the baseball caps."
What's on the caps? "Mt Terror Lawn and Garden Club"?
"This is probably some corporation's illegal dumping ground for toxic
waste, and they use the old story for a cover," Link mumbled to
herself. What she wouldn't give to be an attorney at this moment.
So you're saying she's totally evil?
Pink stared evilly at the plant. "I'm going to see if I can't use
this thing on Shampoo for when we capture her. The slut wanted
something shaped like this inside her, so I'm going to give her what
she wants."
I guess Pink hasn't heard about Shampoo's preferences. Even if she
doesn't chew on carpets. :}b
Link's hand went to her belt knife. She had only just cleared the
blade from its scabbard when several of the plants shot out of the
ground, wrapping themselves around her wrists and her ankles.
Panicked, the knife slipped from Link's grasp and fell to the ground.
Frantically, she tried pulling, but the plants seemed to defy the
laws of nature by remaining wrapped around her. She saw that Pink was
in a similar predicament as other plants had wrapped themselves
around her limbs, immobilizing her as well.
If the knife panicked, it may be the smartest thing present.
"Oh," Kasumi said, turning to watch the men go. The movement caused
her robe to fall open even more. Now she showed a bit of {areola :
aureole} from her left breast, making both men pause.
Soun gulped and dragged Genma away even more forcefully, leaving
Kasumi to stare at them in confusion.
I would expect the girls to be aware of Soun's monthly problem.
There was a scream a moment later, then silence.
Does that mean the plant's not gay?
Ranma hummed happily to himself as he finished touching up his
appearance. High school bathrooms might not be the best place to make
oneself look good, but he could manage. Not a hair was out of place,
No zits. No signs of injury {form : from} his last fight with
Ryouga. He did heal fast, luckily. He was his usual, handsome, suave
self. He was going to knock his date dead.
She'd be a lot more fun if she's still alive. Maybe that's why he's
having so much trouble getting dates.
Ranma waffled a little. "It's starting off as just a meeting, but you
know how these things go. It'll be a date by the end of the day."
Lots of cold water around after all.
Inwardly, Ranma smiled. Women liked it when a guy showed some
attention to their interests, and showing her he had good monetary
sense would impress her as well. He'd get into her pants by the end
of the night.
Probably true, as Ranko.
For the moment, Ranma {sacrificed : gave up} trying to counter-attack
in favor of gauging the prowess of his foe. He went completely
defensive, trying to get an accurate feel of what the strange girl
was capable of. While he disliked retreating into a defensive shell,
he accepted that the fight would end a lot quicker if he demonstrated
some patience. He wasn't a hot-tempered Hibiki, after all.
But that was only if it connected. Ranma twisted his head to the
side, allowing the weapon to hit the piece of the pathway he {laid :
lay} upon. Concrete cracked and a single shard cut Ranma's cheek,
drawing blood. A second twist of the head barely kept his skull from
following suit as more of the pathway was damaged by the powerful
blow.
The discussion finally broke Sayuri down as the vines hovered
menacingly at her orifices. "Please, Ranma, get me away from this
thing! I'll do anything, even go on a date with you!"
So much for hard to get.
"Like anyone falls for that," Link said.
"I thought I saw something near that tree," Pink said, her attention
focused on something behind her.
Yep.
It rested like that for a moment, {than : then} the plant roared out
in pain.
Did he eat something extra spicey yesterday?
"It's coming, babe." Ranma grunted as, with her blessing, he
forcefully took her, driving his hips back and forth, impaling her on
the ground with his shaft. As full of pride as Ranma was, and
wanting her tight snatch to hold on to his rod for the next five
hours or so, even he could tell he wasn't going to be able to hold
off for long; he was running way {to : too} hot. At least he had the
consolation that his stamina was being affected by the plant's
energy, and not due to some shortcoming on his part.
After several seconds, both youths were left panting in a sweaty
heap. In the back of Ranma's mind (about the only higher function
that wasn't relishing the sensation of having screwed a hot girl) he
noted that Link's {pervious : per-vious : previous} discomfort seemed
to have diminished, though despite her cries of pleasure, she still
didn't appear completely comfortable. He could sympathize as, despite
having come so hard, he still felt sexually aroused, and the
unmistakable flavor of the plant's energy remained in his body.