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Usagi The Were Alt Version
by
Cute Neko Hibiki
A Sailor Moon Multiple/Xover
A group of gods and goddesses were clustered around a high tech computer
screen in the shape of large round table. They were trying to decide who
would start off. Finally one of them stood up.
"I have an idea. I recently saw something in Las Vegas called roulette. Why
don't we each pick a number and spin the wheel then whoever's number the
ball lands on gets to start off." said the god, who had the appearance of a
nice young looking young anthromorphic wolf with blond hair.
"An excellent idea there Tommy." said an older god, who looked like a man
in his middle ages, with wolf ears and a tail, wearing jeans, t-shirt, and a
leather jacket.
"Thank you cousin." said Tommy. "Does anyone else here agree. Or do you
have objections?"
The gods and goddesses said it was a good idea. So they went and set up a
roulette table and each took a number. Then they spun the wheel.
"It's number 9." said Tommy when the wheel stopped.
"Wai! I won! I won!" cheered a goddess.
"Arrrggghhh, the ditz won it." muttered various gods and goddesses.
"And the winner is Cute Neko Kaydee the Goddess of Magical Catgirls and
those who fight against Evil." said Tommy.
"And don't forget she's a complete and total otaku." Sakura
Bokuseiinmonzeninari muttered very softly.
"Oh yeah, you can't forget otakuness with her around." Naoko Kondoh said in
a whispering quiet voice.
Not quite enough though as Fonne said "Hey, don't talk about Neko-sama like
that."
And Peau chimed in with "Yeah, Neko-sama is just wonderful."
Both girls shuddered. Ever since Neko had took the two girls cosplaying
they had never been the same, and were just as much otakus as she.
"Excuse me but why the heck are you wearing my girlfriend's form?" asked
Batanen.
Neko looked down at herself then back up again and said "Because I'm Cute
Neko Kaydee Cute And Cuddly Catgirl Defender Of Love And Justice! WAI! WAI!
WAI! So I copied her form for myself."
Neko looked at Natsuki and said "You don't mind if I copy your form, do you
sis?"
Natsuki shrugged and said "No. I don't mind. Go right ahead."
"Oh thank you sis!" said Neko, while jumping up and down and smiling
happily.
Natsuki just sighed, embarrassed by her sister's actions.
"When did you two girls become sisters?" asked Batanen.
"We swore an oath of blood sistership." said Natsuki.
Neko just smiled, then turned toward the screen and pointed to one timeline
"This is the timeline I want to be the base and others merged to it." *1
Everyone was relieved that Neko seemed to be more interested in the
timelines now than anything else, like jumping up and down and acting like a
ditzy otaku, and Tommy said "The sm timeline. Alright it's the base and
others can be merged to it but they'll be subject to sm rules. They can keep
their own powers though." *2
"WAI! WAI! WAI! WAI! WAI!" she said. "The Sailor Moon Universe, oh! That's
my favorite one ever!"
The gods and goddesses looked to where she was jumping up and down in a
Sailor Moon outfit, and then calling herself Sailor Catgirl.
"We never would have guessed." they said in a sarcastic tone.
Neko didn't hear their sarcasm and just said "I am Sailor Catgirl, Cute and
Cuddly Defender of Love and Justice, and in the name of all things cute and
cuddly I will punish Evil!"
Neko calmed down, and they finally got her to pay attention to the
timelines again, and she made her decisions on the mergings.
"I want to merge this one to it." said Neko pointing at the r 1/2 timeline.
"And this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one."
"That's a total of eight timelines to be added in."
"Hmmm, now let's see here." said Tommy. "Alright let's see what we've got.
Ranma 1/2, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, Magic Knight Rayearth, Bubblegum Crisis
classic, Gold Digger, Forgotten Realms, and Castlevania. Don't you think
those last two are kinda dark for a sm universe? The FR
one is a completely different planar universe. Including it will throw
everything upside down."
"Those are my choices now." said Neko.
"Alright, I'll merge them together then." said Tommy.
Most of the gods and goddesses wondered if she was crazy throwing in those
last two choices. Of course most of them thought she was crazy already
though. Then they watched the screen. The universes began to merge.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The alarm rang, and 14 year old Usagi Tsukino jumped out of her bed.
'Oh man, I'm late now.' she thought.
She got her clothes on, and everything else done too, then went downstairs
and grabbed her breakfast and bottles of water rushing by the tv - which was
announcing that King Azoun of Cormyr and other leaders of the Allied
Countries of Faerun had just signed a mutual defense treaty
with the United States today - then out the door and down the street. She
finished her breakfast while running and drank down 3 bottles of water. She
swerved between pedestrians, and under signs, and around dogs. She looked at
the time and knew she wasn't going to make it so she
concentrated and shifted into her hybrid form. Then she jumped up to the
roof. Where before there was a cute girl now there was a cute were catgirl
roof hopping her way across the neighborhood buildings and on toward the
school.
She was just about to school when she heard a commotion, and jumped down to
investigate. She found some boys picking on a cat.
"Hey stop that!" she told them.
The boys turned around to see who had bothered them, and then just stared
at her.
Usagi wondered why the boys were staring at her, and then looked down.
'Damn, I forgot how much bigger they are when I'm in my hybrid form.'
She shifted back to human form and yelled "STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU
LITTLE PERVERTS!"
"Well, now that you've shifted back there isn't really much to stare at."
said one of the boys in a bored manner.
As far as Usagi was concerned that did it. With an inarticulate scream of
rage, she ripped an iron pipe off the wall of a nearby building, and
proceeded to try and play bash the pervert. Fortunately for the young boys
they realized their error, and very quickly fled for their lives from the
angry were catgirl.
Usagi growled and shoved the pipe into the concrete wall. She was still
somewhat angry.
She looked down at her chest.
'Those little perverts!' she thought angrily. 'My chest isn't that small!
They didn't have'ta say that!'
She yelled and punched her hand through the brick wall of another building.
Then she stood there and calmed down, and then got her hand out of the
wall, and held it while jumping up and down and yelling "OWIE!". *3
'Great!' she thought sarcastically. 'I broke my hand. Damn fucking hell
that really hurts allot. Good thing I'm a were. Should heal up in a few damn
minutes.'
A pathetic meow brought her attention back to the cat.
'Well, I'm late as fucking hell for school anyway. Might as well see the
cat that got me sidetracked. I hope it's okay, the poor thing.' *3a
She picked up the cat, and checked it, then noticed the bandage on it's
forehead and took it off. It revealed a golden crescent moon symbol on it's
forehead. Usagi wondered why she felt a strong connection to them. *4 The
cat just looked at her with widening eyes, and then jumped onto an
old car. She looked at it then realized she was late and ran.
She shifted into hybrid form and went back to the rooftops *5 and proceeded
on toward her school.
'Could she be the one?' the cat thought. 'She's a were? But I thought all
the weres went to Jade in the Migration after the war.'
***
"Well, it looks interesting so far." Neko said. She was eating some barbeque
hot pockets, and chugging down a 2 liter bottle of A&W. She smiled at the
others. She offered them some food/drink. They politely refused.
Natsuki nodded and said "Yes, it looks interesting so far."
The others merely shrugged, and waited to see how it turned out in that
universe.
***
To Be Continued ...
*1 Neko Kaydee the Goddess of Magical Catgirls and those who fight against
Evil is a complete anime/manga/rpg otaku.
*2 She's still a ditzy otaku, never forget.
*3 Usagi's temper is kinda like Lina Inverse's now about that sorta thing
but she's still the same old Usagi Tsukino as you can see by her hitting the
wall and breaking her hand now.
*3a Usagi curses, alot... she can really swear.
*4 The symbol and the cat.
*5 and a meeting with a certain pig-tailed martial artist who would play an
important role in her destiny, but she didn't know that right now.
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