Subject: [FFML] Re: Parody - Humor: Bloody Mary-Sues [DBZ]
From: "DB Sommer" <sommer@3rdm.net>
Date: 11/24/2004, 10:02 PM
To: "Q Dorm" <quedorm@yahoo.co.uk>, <ffml@anifics.com>


and enough time for one more.

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The girl rushed towards Earth in her custom-built
space pod... The most
advanced single-person space vehicle in the universe,
unmatched in
speed, manuverability, engine power, and onboard
computer AI. She was
currently the sole survivor of her planet after it and
her whole family
were destroyed in a terrible battle with evil...

Heh. Yeah. I can see where this is heading.


She was half Saiyajin, half Nameckseijin, and half
Milanthoronigian; a
powerful race with the powers of healing, telepathy,
immediate
regeneration, learning any attack when they see it,
mind-control, Ki
Absorption, 15 different power up techniques,
Instant-kill attacks,
Summoning Powers, Talking to animals, etc etc... Blah
Blah Blah.

Sadly, this happens.



The wind suddenly picked up her beautiful long, ivory
black hair causing
it to flow magnificently in the breeze as the light of
Earth's sun
sparkled over its length. She carelessly flicked it
out of her eyes, a
golden yellow, as bright as the...

*BLAM!!!*

Thank you.


A loud gunshot interrupted the narrative. The
Saiyajin/Nameckseijin/whatever
girl's eyes widened in an expression of absolute shock
as a bullet buried
itself into her forehead, driving deep into her skull
and smashing it's

its


"They could be cross-dressing over-weight
trans-sexuals..." Goten
replied with shrug.

Well, yes, they could be worse, I guess.

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Though they had scored another victory, the two boys
knew deep in their
hearts that this wasn't the end... There would be more
Mary-Sues, each
more gruesomely horrid than the last... a seemingly
endless sea of
unholy mixes to come.

Some Mary Sues of Mary Sues, which really warped the brain.

Short and to the point. Good work


DB Sommer


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