Well, generally speaking, if it's Azumanga, there's a reasonable chance I'll
look it over.

JLee100441@aol.com wrote:

Osaka Vs Godzilla

By:  James Lee


It was a warm spring day, and everyone was sitting in the classroom

waiting

for Miss Yukari to arrive. Suddenly Chiyo burst into the room.

�?oIt�?Ts so horrible!�?�

Agh! Bad characters.

   �?oW-What is it Chiyo-chan?�?� asked Yomi.
   "Godzilla just came out of Tokyo Bay while the teacher was driving to
school. He hit Miss Yukari�?Ts car with his radioactive breath. There�?Ts

nothing

left but four melted tires!�?� {She almost got away to.
   For a moment, the class just looked at the 11 year old. Finally Kagura
spoke.
   �?oOkay, so what�?Ts so horrible?�?�

Hmm. Joke is definitely flat to me, even for something as exaggerated as
this.

   �?oNow he�?Ts coming this way,�?� said Chiyo.
   �?oOh my god!�?�
   �?oHe�?Tll kill us AAALLLL!�?�
   �?oAAAAHHHHHhhhh! I hate Godzilla!�?�

Might do to have names attached to the shouts, or just say that everyone is
screaming.

   �?oEverybody stay calm.�?� Yelled Tomo. �?oI know exactly what to

do.�?�

   �?oHuh?�?� said several people at once. Looking very proud of herself,

Tomo

pointed to the bottom of her desk.
   �?oWe must all duck and cover, under our desk.�?�
   �?oYou idiot!�?� Yelled Yomi. �?oThat won�?Tt help if the school is

flattened

and burned down. We�?Tve got to evacuate.�?�
   �?oNo, we duck and cover!�?�
   �?oEvacuate!�?�
   �?oDUCK AND COVER!!�?�

Well, i can see them arguing about it.

   �?oAll right! This is my moment to shine,�?� said Osaka, who up till

now, had

stayed quite and calm. Donning her Ultra-man mask, she walked towards the
window.

Obviously a dream by her. UltraOsaka isn't entirely bad, depending on what
you do with it.

The End

Epilogue

   �?oHOLY FREAKING CRAP!!�?� screamed Osaka

I really don't see her shouting. She can't shout loud even when she tries.
Now swear that I can remember.

as she bolted up from her desk.

Yukari, who happened to be standing next to her jumped in fright. Osaka

then

started looking around franticly. �?oW-Where�?Ts Godzilla?�?�
   Hearing this, Yukari growled while rolling up the text book she was
holding. �?oDamn it Osaka! How many times do I have to tell you not to

fall asleep!�?�

   (WHACK!!)

And this punchline falls flat as well. Sorry, I can't say this really struck
me as funny anywhere, except the part with Yomi and Tomo arguing.

DB Sommer



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