Michael A Chase wrote:

Suggested changes: {before : after}

On 06/22/2004 08:52 PM, DB Sommer said:

The first version of this seems to have been lost in the ether. So
I'm resending it

That may have been a message from G...  nevermind.

Oh, I'd ignore any warning from there since I've long since resigned myself
to going to the other place.

Azumanga Royale (Both the Original Version and Director's Cut) [Oh
yeah, it's an Azumanga Daioh/Battle Royale fusion]

Doesn't this belong in with those fusions that should never be? :}b

I considered it but rejected it on the premise it can be fused together. The
concepts are alike enough to work. Hikaru No Go and Guu are not, however.

[Forward: Come on, you know someone had to mix the two. This is a
parody, so don't think for one second I'm taking a serious look at a
merging of the two. As in the tradition of much Japanese cinema,
there will be huge amounts of blood and gratuitous violence.]

So get to the good stuff already.

You can skip the forward at any time. Action begins at the multiple xxxxx

Osaka scratched her head curiously. "Aren't teachers supposed to wear
gas masks on field trips?"

Nice foreshadowing.

Thanks. Didn't want to telegraph it too badly.

"It was the only question I got right," Osaka said sadly.

^_^;

This came out real good. People in MIRC heard me talking about the gags for
a while before I actually did it.

"K...Kaorin-chan!" Kimura gurgled as his arms began to rise.

"I'm getting better!"

Not for much longer.

"No! With all of them dead, I'm going to have to learn a whole new
seating plan!" Yukari buried her head in her hands and sobbed into
the desk once again.

At least that shows _some_ feelings.

And this is canon even. :)

Perhaps a stuffed cat wasn't the best thing to kill a fellow student
after all.

Maybe she should have asked for a raw cauliflower.

You can kill people with one?

Osaka struck Chiyo in the head again, eliciting another yelp. Osaka
sighed. "Hold still, this might take a while."

I like Osaka.  She's always so polite.

She's great for some set ups

"There's one thing you're forgetting: setting off a device like that
is suicidal. Now who would be stupid enough to do that?"

...

I answered it a moment later.

Akemi turned on her charm and the smile that had won her several
prestigious news awards. "It is now my duty, honor, and privilege to
present to you the winner of this year's Battle Royale, Female
Student #37: Osaka... um, just Osaka."

But, is she smiling?

Osaka? hmm. Not really. She's too tired.

"You mean I don't have to use the weapon I was given?"

"Of course not. You can use any weapon you get your hands on."

Osaka stared at her fan in betrayal. "Darn."

There's a real Osaka moment.

Thanks. I thought it would be. Rewatched the first episode today. Fun stuff,
even if it started out a little slow.

In any case, she'd have to transfer again, and hopefully this time
she could avoid killing everyone she knew. It was tiring. Especially
for her arms. Although if she did, she'd think she'd try killing
everyone with a rubber band. That would probably be a lot better
weapon that a paper fan.

And another.

Thanks. At least she didn't want to try some bread on a string or something.

And thus the fic ends. Hope you enjoyed it, in a macabre sort of way.

I expected nothing, ah, less.

Then I'm happy I kept your expectations so low.

Thanks for the comments.

DB Sommer

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