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Overkill
A Sailor Moon/??? Spam fic(?)
In ages past, the Moon Kingdom was known for many advances in science.
One such advance, though revolutionary, was most dangerous in
unskilled or unscrupulous hands. Henceforth, this dangerous gift was
entrusted to only the most trust worthy of individuals. Yet, even
with this power, the Moon Kingdom was toppled and the secrets lost,
until the same dark forces rose again. Its trustee, knowing that such
measure would have to be taken in order to halt Beryl's advance, would
have to bestow this wondrous power on the least likely of individuals.
***
Beryl looked on warily at the youma's progress in draining the people
of the jewelry store. Her anxiety was not for any of that planet's
local authorities to try and intervene but of forces she did not
recall fondly at all.
She had put double search parties in the vicinity to ensure that there
was nothing that could hinder their progress, but she still was
uncomfortable. Her many underling's attempts to calm her fears only
increased her agitation and she had ordered them out lest she execute
them herself.
Staring intently into her looking sphere, she watched every possible
entrance for a what could have been a 'champion of justice' or other
such trite clich�. Stereotype or not, Beryl did not want to take
chances.
Sadly, her fears about the interference would prove true.
*
�Usagi! Quick! We've not a moment to waste!� Luna cried, hopping
down from the wall above her 'owner'.
The middle-school student blanched at seeing the small black cat she
had taken into her care the day before speak. And not just speak, but
speak her own language with perfect clarity.
�My cat's talking... I'm asleep, right? Yeah, that's it! I'm just
about to wake up when Haruna-sensei will tap me on the shoulder 'cause
I'm snoring too loud... right?�
Luna gave Usagi a skeptical look, �I'm afraid not, my dear. But you
do need to collect yourself because your friend in the jewelry store
is in danger.�
Usagi blinked �Naru?�
Luna nodded. �However, the people of this world are not equipped to
deal with the kind of dangers accosting your friend. Which is why
it's up to do you stop them.�
Usagi gave her an incredulous look, �You serious? I'm having a hard
enough time being me. How am I supposed to be some kind of fighter?�
�With this!� Luna announced before leaping into the air, doing a back
flip, leaving a stream of light and in the light's place a beautiful
crystal that looked like a perfectly cut, though oddly shaped,
emerald.
Luna could tell Usagi was aware of the unusual nature of the gem. To
her relief, it turned out Luna had found the right one for this
position.
�So... with this crystal, I can help save Naru?�
Luna nodded again, �But first you have to activate it with a command.�
�And that is?�
Luna hopped onto Usagi's shoulder and whispered the command into the
student's ear. Somehow, she wasn't surprised to see Usagi's baffled
look.
�That's it?�
�Yes. But just to be safe, it would be best to say that now since
there's no one around. And stand in the middle of the street, the
power has a tendency to be a bit... excessive.�
Usagi gave her another worried look, but did as she was told. In the
middle of the street, she raised the gem high and announced,
�Tek Setter Make-Up!�
A blinding flash of green light erupted from the gem and within
seconds, Usagi was enveloped in it. Luna clenched her eyes closed as
the sphere of green light gathered around Usagi's form and flew
towards the direction of Naru's shop.
With a satisfied breath, Luna dashed after Usagi, hoping that her
intuition was right.
*
With no avenue of escape, Naru closed her eyes as the creature that
appeared like her mother edged closer with gnarled and distorted
hands, ready to do her harm. Not only that, there were other
creatures that had somehow appeared out of the woodwork and were
closing in as well.
Their advanced stopped when several of the creatures in the back feel
at the edge of a beautiful, double edge, silver sword. Naru blinked
as a glowing green wire wrapped around the handle and saw it yanked
back to its owner. There upon the rafters of the second was her
rescuer.
Clad in a sparkling full-plate of white, red, and blue armor, a person
stood with poise and confidence as it brandished its blade at the
creature that lead the monsters.
�Hold it right there, creep! You're not going to get away with this
as long as I'm here! And I...� she swung her sword out around her arm
and posed as her eyes glowed a soft green, �...am Tekkamoon Blade!
Champion of justice!�
The monster only snarled and with a swing, sent a sphere of energy
towards the newcomer. With agility that belied the weight of her
armor, the visitor leaped from the primary rafter to another board on
the other side of the building.
�Ha! You miss... wah!� Blade screamed as she underestimated the
weight of her armor and tumbled onto a display stand. Holding her
head, Blade groaned as fresh pain circulated. �Dang it, Luna! Why
didn't you tell me how much this stuff weighed?!� she grumbled to
herself.
Pushing herself to her feet, she barely missed a swipe from one of the
many monsters that had turned their attention to her. In a fit of
fear, Blade flipped backwards and with enough room, ran out the front
door with the monsters in hot pursuit.
�Well done, Tekkamoon Blade! Keep drawing the monsters away from the
populace,� Luna yelled from a distant sidewalk.
Realizing she what she was doing, Blade gave her companion an uneasy
thumbs up and drew her weapon as the monsters charged in a blind
frenzy.
With every single monster that advanced, each one met its end as she
swiped each one out of existence. Despite her advantage, Blade
realized that more and more monsters were cutting off all avenues of
escape. In addition, the lead youma was pushing aside its own
comrades to its chance at her. Either being pummeled to death by the
masses of monsters or find out the intent behind the youma's murderous
glare, Blade didn't like either choice.
To add insult to injury, her was starting to grow weary from all the
sword swinging. She wasn't built for this kind of exertion and the
further she retreated, the more her foes gathered in a single mass of
other-worldly anger.
�Tekkamoon Blade! Don't give up!� Usagi looked to the night sky and
saw a man in a tuxedo flying through the air and landing on the
building to her right. �You have the ability to defeat these
villains, as long as you don't doubt. You know what to do!�
No sooner had he arrived, he leaped away, throwing a single rose in
the path of the monsters, give her the ample time to counter-attack.
However, she was too enamored to take advantage of the opportunity,
�Oh! He's cute!�
A fist knocked Blade in the breastplate and sent her back several
meters, leaving a noticeable mark in the street.
�Ow! Ow! Ow! That really hurt!� Blade said, pulling herself to her
feet. Her armor had sustained damage at the youma were advancing even
faster. Blade was ready to panic, wondering what it would take to
bring down this thing, she when noticed her pauldrons opening. On the
inside of each plate, four glowing crystals crackled with energy
gathered, ready to use.
In an instant, intuition took over and she screamed, �Vol Tekka
Halation!� From the emitters, two large streams engulfed the youma
and its subordinates.. along with the several parked cars before
crashing into another store at the other end of the street. What few
people that lacked the common sense to flee the scene dove for cover
as flame burst from the store and the remnants of the cars.
Blade, through her helmet paled at the destruction she had
inadvertently caused.
�Um... oops?� looking around, frantically, she turned around and ran
as fast as her legs could carry her from the scene.
*
Judging by the vicious scowl on the cat's face, Blade figured Luna
wasn't pleased... at all. Regardless, she stood still as the cat
breathed deeply, attempting to gain some sort of control over herself.
�Despite... this, you were able to defeat the monster and save your
friend and aside from the rather large amount of property destroyed,
no one was injured too badly.�
Trying to lighten up the mood, Blade smiled as best she could, despite
her face hiding behind the helmet's mask.
Luna wanted to stay mad, but to Usagi's good fortune, the cat was too
tired to stay mad.
Yet, she didn't hear Luna grumble, �Those olethromaniacs just had to
do this... why not just a sailor suit and a tiara? Why?!�
*
Meanwhile in the dark kingdom, Beryl, watching the havoc, laughed so
hard she not only fell off her throne, but hurt her back when she
landed. Knowing that Earth's 'defender' had a greater capacity to
destroy it than she did gave no small amount of amusement to her. So
much she didn't mind the little odd looks Jedite and the other
generals gave her from the other side of her throne room at all.
Collecting herself, Beryl kept down another fit of chuckles. Win or
lose, this was going to be a very interesting war.
End
Tekkaman Blade belongs to Tatsunoko Productions and Sailor Moon
belongs to Naoko Takeuchi.
Not sure if this qualifies as a spamfic or a 'fic that should never
be'. I'm voting for the latter since this was inspired by a small
listing of misspelled anime titles. You can pretty much guess which
title was misspelled.
So, folks. If this... thing gave you any sort of amusement, then I've
done my job. For those who enjoy nit-picking, don't hold back. It's
been a long while since I've seen or read Sailor Moon or there's a
good chance I may have gotten her wrong in this story. Again, don't
hold back. I can take it.... really.
Side note: olethromaniac was the closest thing I could come up with
someone that liked to destroy stuff. If there's a better word, I'm
more than willing to hear it.
In closing, fiction is fun. :)
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