The students cringed in their seats, recognizing this signs that something

"this as a sign" or "the signs" or "the sign"

Most of the class would have been content to leave things at that.

Tomo was not like the most of the class.

That's like saying uranium isn't like most other elements. o.o;;

*snip car rant* HEEHEE!!

"Can you make a star explode just by thinking about it?" Tomo asked.

The Grandmaster seemed taken aback by the question. "Ah, no."

"Well, I can comprehend that, so your power must not be immeasurable after
all."

GO TOMO! *applauds*

The Grandmaster stared at her with eyes that would have made any

intelligent

being tremble.

Tomo simply stared back.

*snicker*

"Not yet," the Grandmaster said. "However, my superior intellect, whose
depths you cannot comprehend-" Tomo raised her hand, but the Grandmaster
ignored her this time. "-has determined that of all the beings on this
planet, you are the mostly likely to defeat the Avengers. To this end, I
intend to empower you with my own cosmic energies and thus make you my

pawns

in this game."

This cannot end well.

Sakaki was the first to be affected by the alien energies. She became even
larger, her height and muscles increasing in size by about fifteen

percent.

And her bust by ANOTHER eight centimetres.

The Grandmaster said, "To your already powerful form, I bestow upon you
super strength and stamina. Henceforth you shall be known as... Amazonia."

Tomo said, "That's not very original. She's already an Amazon."

Heh.

Sakaki stared at herself mournfully. Despite the transformation, she still
wasn't cute.

Awww.

The Grandmaster stated, "Due to your extensive sports background, I have
given you the ability to summon any set of superpowered sports equipment

you

could want. Henceforth you shall be known as... the Sportsmaster."

That's a really dumb superpower. XD

"Since she's a girl, shouldn't it be Sportsmistress?" Tomo asked.

The Grandmaster turned to her ."If I give you your superpower now, will

you

shut up?"

*snrk*

"Due to your inherent hyperactive nature, I have made you even more
energetic. Henceforth you shall be known as... Hyperactive Lass."

Oh dear GOD.

The next in line was Yomi. Suddenly she became ten times larger. However,
unlike with Sakaki's transformation, rather than everything remaining
proportional, she ballooned in size, becoming morbidly obese.

_<

The Grandmaster stated proudly, "To you, I give the ability to increase

your

mass as you desire, though you will still possess your normal agility,
regardless of your tremendous size. Henceforth you shall be known as...

Big

Yomi."

"That's the last superpower in the world I wanted, you miserable !#%^!"

Yomi

shouted though her now four chins.

I foresee a certain Elder One being on the receiving end of a Sumo
butt-tackle.

The Grandmaster laid a restraining hand upon her shoulder and guided her
away from the window. "Ah, no, that's not it. Due to your ability to dream
up anything, I have bestowed upon you that when you're asleep, your dreams
will come to life as if they were real. Henceforth you shall be known

as...

The Sleepwalker."

YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!! XO

The Grandmaster broke the grip, reeling away from his foe. Before he could
summon his power to blast the weird apparition, he became aware of a

shadow

suddenly blotting out the lights directly overhead. He looked up....

....And was immediately flattened by two tons of angry high school girl.

Called it.

"And Tomo," Yukari said, regarding her. "Tomo, Tomo, Tomo." She turned to
the Grandmaster. "You can keep her. She's nothing but trouble."

*snrk*

Yukari placed her hands on her hips in defiance. "There's no way I'm

putting

my nubile body on the line!"

"I said of value," the Grandmaster clarified.

OUCH. XD

Nyamo rolled her eyes. "Right, like I'm going to fall for some stupid

story

like..." She trailed off as she noticed the nine-foot tall, blue-skinned

old

man intently staring at her. "You're related to Kimura, aren't you?"

XD

Nyamo ran away from his as quickly as she could. Once she arrived at the

him

"No, I mean she's literally never won a game in her life. I should know,
she's made me play it with her hundreds of times over the years."

Which is why she's going to win this time. XD

"Sounds to me like someone's afraid and trying to play mindgames with his
opponent. Well, the joke's on you, you old fart. I don't have a mind to

play

games with," she stated proudly.

Only someone like Yukari could be proud of a thing like that.

"No, we are not going there again!" Kagura said as she made Osaka stand up
and began leading her out of class. They'd go to the nearest vending

machine

and pump enough coffee into the dreamy girl to keep her awake for the rest
of the week. It had to be done, before the Mobius loop her mind was stuck

on

convinced Kagura she was nothing more than a dream in Osaka's mind.

XD

That was quite amusing. :)

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