[The following is presented in script format because it's funnier that way.]
[STARFIRE, RAVEN, CYBORG, and BEAST BOY are lounging in the living room of
Titans Tower. ROBIN rushes in.]
ROBIN: "Titans, trouble! Godzilla is attacking the city!"
CYBORG: "GODZILLA?! Man, I'm outta here!"
STARFIRE: "I am confused. What is this...god of zilla, and why does he
attack the city?"
RAVEN: "Robin...you *do* realise that there really isn't anything we can do
about something like Godzilla."
[Beast Boy stands up, determination in his eyes.]
BEAST BOY: "Leave it to me." [cracks his knuckles] "I've SO been waiting for
this for my whole entire life."
[A long silent pause follows; everyone stares at Beast Boy's retreating back
as he leaves the tower]
[Ten minutes pass. The TITANS are gathered at a window, staring out in shock
at the city below.]
RAVEN: "Oh. My. God."
CYBORG: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang."
ROBIN: "Wow. Who knew?"
STARFIRE: "I did not know Beast Boy could transform into a lizard the size
of Titans Tower."
RAVEN: "Starfire? That isn't Beast Boy." [she points out the window] "THAT'S
Beast Boy."
STARFIRE: "Oh." [pauses] "I did not know Beast Boy could transform into a
squid the size of Titans Tower."
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