Michael A Chase wrote:

Ranma did as she requested and leapt into the air, shouting in glee
at his triumph. After celebrating for several minutes with his 'Happy
Martial Artist' dance, he threw open the doors to the dojo, ripping
the boards nailed over them off, and raced into the house as he
continuously chanted how he was the better man.

Not Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy?

I was never a big Ren and Stimpy fan

I thought he was the better *man* all

along, except when he gets wet.

And even then he's a better man than most.

 > Kachiko wondered if there were any other girls that found Ranma as

alluring and annoying at the same time as she did.

Just the ones who've met him.

Not Pink and Link. And Mariko thought Kunou was cooler. And.... um, you
know, the waterpail lady didn't either.

"I know how it works!" Ranma interrupted before the conversation went
one word further. "What I mean is I don't need something like that on
my date."

Considering how manly he is, shouldn't she be giving him a box, or two?

Heh. Hadn't thought of that, although one needs to be loose for the later
joke to work.

Kachiko turned to Ranma. "You know magic? That's cool. I never went
out with someone who could do magic tricks. Can you pull a rabbit out
of your pocket? How about the interlocking ring thing? I could never
figure that one out. Or change water to wine? That would be really
cool, and we could drink the stuff afterwards."

Lucky for him she didn't check what he's gots in his pocketses.

True.

"Then he'll end up doubled-over in pain from a couple of knees to the
groin. Did you know the male scrotum actually can be driven into the
pelvic bone about an inch or so?"

She probably knows this from extensive experimentation, but I'm not sure
if any experiments done with Icky are valid.

Sure they are. He's a guy, just an icky one. :)

Ranma side-stepped the thrust and moved forward, striking Kunou in a
flurry of punches and kicks, rendering him insensate within seconds.

Unconscious might work better since he's normally insensate.

Heh.

"It won't do you any good. You're never going to land a girlfriend.
It's Army of Darkness for you." There was the sound of a ticket being
printed.

This was the last time Ranma was ever coming to this theater.

The name "Strength Through Joy Cinema" and the arch with "Arbeit Macht
Frei" over the entrance should have given him a clue.

I did like the Ticket Nazi character. I might use her again somewhere else.

The rematch with Kachi was funny too.

Glad it worked.

Thanks for the help.

DB Sommer

-- 
Mac :})
Give a hobbit a fish and he eats fish for a day.
Give a hobbit a ring and he eats fish for an age.

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