Papa 51 wrote

Warning:  Very Dark
Caution:  Adult Situations/Sexual Inferences
Alert:    Major Out of Character warning

Thanks for the warning, now I'll know what not to complain about.

In my life, there are many women who say they love
me.  They chase after me, fight over me and fight for
me.  Many men believe it would be heaven to have so
many stunning and powerful women trying to woo them.
They are wrong though, for they have no concept of
true love.

This opens kind of cheesy at first, but i think that's what you were going
for.

When I think of love, I think of dark, fragrant
nights in the parks.  Moonlit walks with frail,
beautiful women who should know better than to walk
alone with so many crazy people out and about.  Quiet
time alone, just her and I, no others to be seen or be
seen by.

Now here we get the idea that his concept of 'True Love' is not, how shall
we say, cliche. :)

Alas, love is not all fun and games.  After admiring
a woman's body from afar, you must walk up and talk to
her.  You must get to know her, making sure she is
single, alone and weak.  This is where all of my would
be lovers fail.  They are all very strong women.  I
can't express true love with any of them.  I must
avoid them to find the women I can truly love.

And here we know damn well it's not.

  When you have decided that she is worthy of your
love, you must make your move.  Pulling the garrote of
piano wire from your back pocket, you must reach up
and grab her head, avoiding the kick she will surely
direct at the confluence of your anatomy.

Umm. you garrote people from behind, not from the front.

She will struggle, she MUST struggle for it to be
truly beautiful.  You must kneel on her chest and pull
a little harder as she spasms beneath you.  How can
you deny the pure pleasure felt at the consummation of
you love for a woman?   It's heaven on earth, a near
pun to my name.  When she stops moving, you must wait
and check for her heart's final beat.  When it beats
no more, you can kiss her and leave.

Isn't love precious?

Darkly amusing, as you say.

*****************

Author's Note:

I wrote most of this fic in a creative writing class
14 years ago.

Oh, that must have gone over real well. :)

DB Sommer



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