Title: Unreturned Prop
Series: Evangelion
Author: Rann Aridorn


	"And you just... woke up with it?"
	"Yes," Asuka grumbled, gritting her teeth as the blonde doctor eyed 
her... new addition.
	"Explain again this dream you had...?"
	"... Well... we all looked different."
	"Looked different, you say?"
	"But still like ourselves. I dunno. And everything was in black and white!"
	"Black and white, hm? And you were having sex in this dream?"
	"I wasn't just -me-! Everyone was! Shinji was shtupping Misato! You 
were boinking Maya! Rei was blowing Gendo under the table! EVERYONE!"
	"Ah. Having a reaction, I see."
	"STOP STARING AT IT!"
	"Calm down, calm down. And when you woke up, it was...?"
	"Yeah, it was just... there!"
	"... And?"
	"......... And the bed was a little wet."
	"I see."
	"So quick as I could, I found some clothes that would still fit and 
came down here!"
	"Ah. Well, it would appear that you've contracted a sudden case of 
Saigado Syndrome."
	"Saigado Syndrome?" Asuka blinked.
	"Indeed. Whereby certain kinds of girls suddenly generate fully 
functional male genitalia in addition to their own. Minus balls, though 
that doesn't seem to inhibit semen production whatsoever. (In fact, SS 
'sufferers' often produce far more than any male is capable of.)"
	"..." Asuka looked down at herself, then lifted her new addition and 
peered between her legs. "... Oh. It is still there. I didn't think to 
check. So what can I do?!"
	"I would suggest sex with Rei."
	"... WHAT?!"
	"And most likely a threesome with Shinji. Probably with you in the 
middle. ... Rather like a European plug-in adapter, don't you think?"
	"Er..."
	"And, if you can, I'd suggest fitting in Misato."
	"And..." Asuka swallowed, blushing heavily, her new cock jutting upward 
at a definite angle. "And that will cure me?"
	"No, not really. It just seems the appropriate course of action for 
this situation."
	"..." Asuka stared, then scowled. "Hey, wait a minute! You're not Ritsuko!"
	"Gotta go," Dr. Ines said quickly, hefting her clipboard and 
high-tailing it for the door.

-End *splurt*


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